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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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I loved it and it did have interesting things to say about love and relationships. It also somehow may have been too soon after my breakup despite the fact that it's been almost 8 months.
About to watch the materialists solely on the strength of Kaylie having enjoyed it
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About to watch the materialists solely on the strength of Kaylie having enjoyed it
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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#honestly not sure.#cuz it was 'running form adjustments knee pain' so like. is knee pain a good villain origin? honestly maybe
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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
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The size of my body has no impact on my value.
The reasons why I gained weight have no impact on my value.
My body is not an object. It is intrinsically part of me and a gift and my home and lets me give hugs and go for walks in the rain and swim in the ocean and eat brownies.
#ughhhhhhhhhhhh#dunno if it's better or worse that i probably gained weight because something new and fun is screwed in my body#no actually i do know it is worse.#gonna fight the mean 13yo in my head about it tho.#i never need to be the person who was more scared of going on steroids and gaining weight than being incredibly ill from untreated disease#i know better than her. i don't have to listen.
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maybe i should ignore the multiple books i am partway through reading and reread pride and prejudice instead
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sob crying your way through is he worthy by andrew peterson is helpful when the state of the world gets to be a bit much
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Maybe the price I pay to be broadly content disciplined functional etc in my life right now is one evening a week where I lay in bed for 5 hours and feeling fucking sad for no apparent reason
#kinda peeved i didn't work on my online class at all tonight but like. ok. sure.#I'll take being depressed one evening a week over whatever the heck i was doing in december
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