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There's likely been more than one instance where Bruce and the rest of the Batboys called Dick his name after an argument and totally meant something else by it - he just can't call them out on it, since it is his name.
Dick: How about notifying us next time - preferably when you're not on the brink of death? I know you can handle yourself, but even veterans make mistakes and need help sometimes. It's okay to admit that, old man.
Bruce, quietly fuming in his chair: Dick.
Dick, squinting suspiciously: . . . yes?
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a truck just stopped in the middle of the road in front of the house and they turned their headlights off wtf
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When you first saw lumpfish, were you blinded by its majesty?
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i was yourfavoritetoxicgf, monstercangirlmei, meipuppygirl, and many others. got nuked a couple of hours ago :( pls help me find my mutuals
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Your spouse (erroneously) thinks they’ve done a good job hiding the fact that they’re an assassin for hire from you. You’ve known for years now, but find just how awful they are at hiding it endearing, and don’t want to spoil it for them.
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"When David Tennant played the Doctor" is prehaps the most unspecific time-measurement ever.
Because it could be any point between 2005 and 2010, but it could also be 2013 or 2023.
And in 2003 he played a guy called Dr. Krull in ´Spine Chillers´. And in 2019 he played Doctor Fallon in ´Criminal: UK´
"When David Tennant played the Doctor" literally means at some point between 2003 and now.
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“Nothing feels better than 100% natural wool”
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Know Your Bird-Related Auguries.
Original comic post.
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE
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Important News
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He's gone
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know
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of course he has gold bricks and pronouns
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i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 
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