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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋
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"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
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