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it's really funny to me that projecting onto juniper feels so casual and blasé but catching myself projecting onto the lad feels like a vivisection

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not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

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LET'S FUCKING GO IT WORKED AAAAAAAAA

I'm so glad the result is just how I imagined 🥹❤️

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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I'm proud of my work

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despite it all being alive is so cool

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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i found a living sesame seed on my walk today

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# 25 attack on ~Aggressively_Cries with Arkie!

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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way

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nothing in the world is mundane someone spent years of their life studying and thinking about culverts and building upon the countless work of others and our historical collected knowledge of fluid dynamics and construction materials just so that your shit doesn't get flooded all the time and you dont even think about it! have you ever considered the culvert really? and its like. fucking everything is like this

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I drew this as a birthday gift lol

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A good sign to find hanging above any doorway.

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I feel the need to share since my lube post is going around that my life is just like that since I worked at the sex shop. Sex Ed is a very standard topic. People just immediately pick up a vibe from me and even in situations where someone doesn’t know I used to sling dildos for a living they’ll just start confiding sex stuff to me.

Not in a creeper way. But like this weight had been lifted and they can finally talk freely about sexual topics. The energy I put off is just so blasé and accepting that people tell me about their sex lives, usually very quickly after meeting me. They usually then have a moment of panic or regret and apologize but I always reassure them that I used to work in a shop and that I see nothing odd about talking about it.

My go-to line is, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.” They always laugh. Then the questions get more specific or people start asking for brand recommendations. It’s always been funny to me.

My beloved has always been a little confused by it. “People don’t just start talking to me about sex! I know you don’t bring it up. It just always seems to go there when people talk to you.”

“It’s just my energy.”

The first time I was meeting their mom she was coming to stay with us. We picked her up from the airport and brought her home. My beloved went upstairs to use the bathroom. When they came back down their mom was asking me questions about vibrators and their jaw hit the floor.

In our room later they said, “She doesn’t even talk to me about that stuff! She’s so embarrassed about sex topics, I cannot believe she was asking you about that!”

“What can I say,” I shrugged, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.”

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I feel like I have so few blorbos with middle of the road charisma. that is THE all or nothing stat to me

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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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Why the fuck did there used to be aquatic gargoyles in D&D