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[bluntz420x]

What is your favorite shape? idk i dont think i have one.

Who did you last kiss? my husband.

Do you have any favorite accessories? rn i really like my necklace!

What color are your sheets? purple and pink.

What time did you wake up this morning? 6:30am, then dozed until 7am.

Did you take a nap today? not yet. :)

Would you rather get a tattoo of a face or a name? face.

Do you get a lot of sleep at night? usually 8 hours.

What was the last flavor of ice cream you ate? vanilla.

Where were you an hour ago? here, at the office.

When’s the last time you got a haircut? haha at a place? over a year ago. ive been trimming my own hair and maintaining my undercut at home.

Anything good in your cabinets? kettle corn!

How old are you? 35.

Cupcakes or muffins? cupcakes.

Are pigs adorable or dirty? theyre cute.

What color are your shoelaces? white.

Anything moldy in your house? not that i know of.

Have you ever been in an earthquake? allegedly but i didnt notice it.

Do you enjoy history? its okay. most of it irritates me cause humanity as a whole doesnt learn from it.

How much time do you spend on facebook? ugh more time than id prefer im sure.

What internet browser do you use? chrome.

What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc) store brand LOL.

Do you have a job? yes.

Are you full-time or part-time? full time.

Do you believe in Santa Claus? no lol i am santa claus.

When is the last time you yawned? not long ago.

Do you wear a lot of makeup? i do not wear makeup.

Are you watching TV right now? nope.

Or are you listening to music? nope.

Can you speak a second language fluently? no lol not fluently.

Do you wanna learn any other languages? yeah.

Have you been outside your native country? once.

Are you very opinionated? yes.

What is the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? the abortion was terrible.

Are you a confident person? haha i seem like i am and thats all that matters to me.

How about strong-willed? yes.

Do you own a laptop or desktop? both.

Are you itchy anywhere? yes the top of my head, now its gone cause i itched it.

What’s the temperature outside? hot and humid.

Did you get hit by any hurricanes? nope.

Are googly eyes cute or just creepy? idk man neither?

Could you ever be a mortician? no i dont think so, but when i was in high school i thought thats what i wanted to be lol.

Are you pumped up about anything? yes.

Can you solve a Rubik’s cube? no.

In under a minute?

Do you mop your floors? occasionally. i need a better mop tho, maybe ill do it more often lol.

What’s your least favorite chore? cleaning the bathroom.

When was the last time you sneezed? earlier.

What color hair do you have? brown.

What’s your name, anyway? none of your business internet!

Do you feel comfortable wearing tube tops? haha its been such a long time, idek. most likely no.

Has something someone said today annoyed you? thankfully nothing stands out.

Can you hear the crickets chirping at night? not usually.

Do you like listening to new music, or just sticking to your favorites? i feel either way.

Did you ever feel that there was something you couldn’t tell anyone? Of course.

Do you tend to gossip, even if you don’t mean it to cause harm? um, yeah i talk about people to people, not explicitly or only but, i talk about people.

When was the last time you were bitten by a bug? hmm probably not long ago.

Have you ever gotten your hair permed? no.

Do you have a pair of sunglasses that are worth over $200? no way lol.

Would you ever go on a trip to Europe? yeah idk why not.

Are you brave when it comes to trying new foods? yeah.

When was the last time you saw your significant other? before i came into work.

If you see a piano, are you tempted to go over and play a little something? no, i dont know how to play.

Has anyone teased you with the “K-I-S-S-I-N-G” song? probably in grade school.

What time is it where you are? 11:03am.

Have you ever owned a beanbag chair? yeah.

If you own a laptop, do you have a case for it? no.

What was the last movie you purchased on DVD? LOL who knows man, its been so long.

Do you do your own laundry? yes.

Have you ever used pastels? yes.

Would you be considered to be knowledgeable about World War 2? lol i dont think so.

Will you bother having a party for your next birthday? nope.

Do you currently have a job? yes.

Are you one of those people who can eat anything and not gain a pound? nope lol not anymore.

Do you know who you’re planning to ask to your grad prom? LOL.

Are you having one of those days where you feel unattractive? no, i feel really good about myself today. :)

Do you like hot dogs? yeah theyre good. i prefer them with chili mustard and onions tho.

Have you been in any sort of physical pain today? um ig, my sunburn got dry after the shower and it was sore while putting on lotion lol.

Have you ever heard of the German movie Das Boot? i have heard of it.

Do you ever go on PerezHilton.com to get all the celeb gossip? no. i do not care about celeb gossip lol.

Do you wish your bedroom was bigger? no.

Have you ever killed a car battery by leaving your lights on? i think i may have actually.

Have you ever dated a Ben? ew no, thats a cousin.

Have you ever dated a ginger? i married one.

Have you ever dated someone outside of your race? yes.

Do you prefer to text or call? text.

What was the last TV show you watched? i think i was watching a series on netflix idr what.

Do you watch American Horror Story? i used to.

Are you 21 or over? over.

Do you or have you ever had a fake ID? nope.

Who is the last person you hugged? my husband.

Where was your first kiss? in my high school's gym during a winter coronation dance.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes.

What color are your nails? pink with blue shimmer.

How do you feel about animal print? meh, i dont care. i think too many different patterns is obnoxious together.

What do you wash your face with? idk i think its neutrogena.

Do you have sensitive teeth? not really.

Do you straighten your hair? sometimes. i used the flat iron on my baby hairs today.

Would you date someone you had a 16 year age gap with? ew idk, i did a 13 year age gap once and it made me feel icky. he was older btw lol, i was 23.

What is your sexuality? my husband.

Do you like Lana Del Rey? shes forgettable.

Do you think suits are sexy? sure.

Do you think earrings are attractive or unattractive on guys? it really depends.

Are you an old soul? maybe lol.

Do you wear slippers? around the house, yes.

What are you doing tomorrow? working, smoking, playing video games.

Do you sleep better during thunderstorms? theyre so relaxing.

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend? yeah i have.

I’m guessing you’ve probably been asked this before, but which do you prefer - Coca Cola, or Pepsi? coke

Do you think the last person you texted is a virgin? (You don’t have to tell us who the person is, just say yes or no.) lol no.

Has your phone ever gone off in the middle of a class at school? in college yes lol, oops. i never had a phone in high school.

What’s your relationship with the last person you talked to on the phone? What was your conversation about? the last phone call on my phone is to a pizza place last night lol, i ordered some cheese sticks with some pizza sauce.

In your phone’s contacts, who is the second person listed under the letter ‘R’? What is that person’s favourite drink? LOL roman. idk soda maybe.

Do you miss anyone? If so, tell me about this person you miss. i miss my husband! i cant wait to see him soon.

Has the last person you texted ever been in your bedroom? we sleep in the same bed, so yes.

The last time you washed your hair, did you use conditioner? shampoo and conditioner all in one, baby!

Do you prefer light or dark jeans? light. dark jeans usually feel thicker and less stretchy.

Do you have an item of clothing that reminds you of someone? Tell me about it, and the person it reminds you of. i have a few clothes that remind me of several folks.

If the last girl you texted told you that she was pregnant, how would you respond? i would be surprised that she is gonna have a kid but ofc i would match her energy, if shes happy then im happy!

How old is the last male you texted? 34.

How would you react if your mother told you that she was pregnant again? LOOOOOL that would be crazy, she doesnt even have a uterus anymore.

Who do you have the most text messages from? probably my husband lol.

The last time you skipped school, what was the reason? uh, good question lol who knows, probably not something worthwhile.

When was the last time you visited the doctor? last week! i had a wellness check,

When did you last see or speak to someone you dislike? Why do you dislike this person? lol i didnt see her but i was around her on sunday. she has made my life difficult without even being able to directly impact me.

Do you know anyone who deserves to be slapped? Why? Uh huh. Because she’s a dick. <- this lol, shes the biggest fucking dick.

When you listen to music, do you generally sing along, or just listen? it really depends. mostly, i listen, but some songs are just built to be sung along to.

Do you have any of your exes as friends on Facebook? nope. something happened about a year into my relationship with my husband where i felt like, if someone had seen me naked, we cannot be friends. like why would we be friends? we are not friends.

Would you have sex with the last person that poked you on Facebook? man, idk who that even was. does anyone poke on fb anymore?

Does more than one person like you? hahaha not that i know of. they can keep that shit to themselves lol.

Do you ever worry that people might be talking about you behind your back? i dont worry about that.

Who is the youngest person in your household? When is that person’s birthday? my stepson.

Has your partner ever accused you of cheating, when you actually didn’t? not my husband, but i have been wrongfully accused before.

Who was your first love? Do you ever miss that person? someone from florida, no.

What is a word that starts with the second to last letter of your name? tank.

Do you like your middle name? its okay. i dont use it or get called it so its kinda just there lol.

What is your favourite insult for someone you don’t like? um, insults are personal and organic.

Would you ever visit a psychic? i have before and i think theyre absolute bs.

You log into Facebook and see the red ‘1’ notification next to the message icon. Who do you want it to be? rn my friend telling me LETS PLAY BG3 TONIGHT.

Let’s say I was going to make you something to eat, what would you like? :) grilled cheese and tomato soup.

And what drink would you like with that? water.

Can you remember the last time you felt emotional? What was the reason? idk dude, maybe yesterday? we took the dog to the vet for a wellness check and im sure i got in my feelings about something.

Do you call your partner ‘baby’? sometimes, but we are definitely "babe" people lol.

What if you were told that your life has to stay exactly as it is right now, and nothing will ever change? How would you feel about that? okay lol, its the upcoming change that i dont want to endure.

Do you know anyone named Austin? i used to, but not personally anymore.

When was the last time you held hands with someone? yesterday. i dont even think we hugged today! criminal.

Who was the last person to make you laugh? someone at work probably.

Who was the last person you talked to in person? folks at the office.

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies? COATS.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? yes, home lol.

Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from? theres no way lol, modern texting just isnt like this anymore.

How many pillows do you sleep with? 1-2 depending on if im on my back or side.

Honestly, when was the last time anyone saw you in your underwear? this morning.

Last person you talked to on the phone? i ordered pizza last night.

Kiss anyone in the last week? yes.

How much money is in your wallet? um, like 15 iirc.

Anything exciting happen lately? idk man im always excited about something every day lol, at least once a day.

Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy? hahaha idk, probably my stepson.

Has someone disappointed you recently? always lol, people disappoint me.

Do you get along with your friends’ boyfriends / girlfriends? um, i dont not get along with anyone lol. most of their partners are either friendly with me or dont talk cause thats just how they are lol.

Do you know anyone who is having a baby? nope, i think my friends are done having babies lol.

Have you ever been called heartless? so many times. :)

Looking back, did you ever think you’d be where you’re at in life now? i could not have conceptualized this.

What was the last thing you cried about? haha idk, i think i was angry and talking about my feelings to my husband and it made me emotional so i cried.

What are the last spoken words you heard? specifically? im not sure. i can currently hear someone talking in the office but its too quiet for me to make out. does that count?

How many months are there until your birthday? 9.

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? chocolate!

When was the last time you had Starbucks? technically earlier today, i had a canned double shot.

How many letters are in your last name? 8.

Have you lost friends in the past year? i dont think so.

Who did you last text? hubs.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? worth it? lol worth what? yes.

Last November, who were you in a relationship with? hubs.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed? haha yeah.

What was your last phone call about? i ordered pizza!

Do you think you are an argumentative person? no way, im looking for the quickest way out of confrontation.

How are you feeling right now? so good, excited to go home!

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? absolutely. he should be on his way to pick me up!

Are you someone who worries too often? probably lol, GAD.

How has the week been? good!

When did / will you graduate high school? 2007.

Have you ever dyed your hair? so many times.

Have you ever been in a play? yep! one that i helped write and direct!

How many children do you want? zero.

Do you have a bad temper? haha no way dude.

Have you ever spent the night in the hospital? no, thankfully.

Want to get something off your chest? not here.

Anything good happening tomorrow? not a damn thing! which is a really good thing. :)

Are you saving up money for anything in particular? yes! moving.

Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you? yes.

Is there someone you want to talk to right now? yes.

Does the person you like know that you like them? haha yeah.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? work!

Were you happy when you woke up today? um a little unhappy, i had to go into the office.

Last thing you ate? m&ms lol.

Doing anything special tonight? nope! cant wait. :)

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Are you hungry? i could eat.

What color is the chair you’re sitting on? grey and black, mostly grey.

What did you buy last time you went to the store? hmm, i think kyle called it a snack run but we actually got a lot of groceries too!

Do you like salsa that has fruit in it? ive had mango salsa before, its good! isnt tomato technically a fruit tho? XP

Have you ever opened up your computer to clean the fan on the inside? many times.

Can you count in binary? nope.

Do you think stained glass windows are pretty? very!

Are you a chocoholic? i fucking love chocolate. i require it. a few days without it and i feel weird.

Are you scared of snakes? i think im more afraid of being bitten than the snake itself. if someone told me the snake didnt bite, id hold it and not be afraid.

Have you had your wisdom teeth removed? yes, 4.

Do you like hard or soft pretzels better? soft! yum.

What was the last magazine or catalog you looked through? beats me lol, its 2024, i read shit online.

When was the last time you wore a raincoat? i dont know. i dont own one. maybe i should lol.

Have you ever been carded when buying something? yes.

Do you eat meat? yes.

Corn and mashed potatoes, or beans and rice? corn and mash.

Can you sleep with the light on? i can fall asleep if im tired enough period, but at night all night, no lights.

What’s your operating system of choice? windows.

Have you ever broken a bone? nope. fingers crossed lol.

Do you have a favorite highlighter color? pink.

Do you have a flashlight? my cell phone lol. i think i have an actual flashlight in the house in case of emergencies tho.

Do you like watermelon? its aight.

…Honeydew? also aight.

Can you shoot a gun? idk, ive never tried before.

Do you like salad? sure.

When was the last time you smashed your finger? pft lol probably not that long ago.

What color is your computer? black. the work laptop im using rn is silver tho.

Have you ever made ice cream in chemistry class? nope, not that i can recall. chemistry was junior year in high school, which was almost 20 years ago lol.

Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were on the toilet? yep.

What color hair do you have? brown with some natty white.

Do you use the microwave often? often enough. it gets used probably at least once a day by someone in the house.

Are you good at spelling? i try to be, but i am human.

Have you ever petted a donkey? probably.

When was the last time you went to the doctor’s for a physical? pft lol, i have no idea.

Do you like a lot of ice in your drinks? um, i wouldnt say a lot… but i do like ice.

Have you ever painted a room? yes.

Are you strong enough for this survey? sure lol.

Whose bed were you on last? my own.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? a day or two ago im sure. i laugh daily. :)

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone? of course.

Are you someone who’s an asshole because you’re so honest? honesty doesnt make someone an asshole, being an asshole makes someone an asshole.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit? yes.

Do you drink more apple or orange juice? apple.

When was the last time you cried? Why? im not sure. i think i was angry probably?

Who’s the last person you talked to in person? technically some coworkers in passing, im at the office.

Are you in a good mood? im okay. i could be way better.

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your gf/bf? no way.

Would you ever donate blood? i would if i could.

Would you rather drink coffee or tea? coffee.

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? right now.

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? nope.

Do you think someone is thinking about you? maybe.

Do you think it’s disgusting for a girl to drink alcohol and get drunk? no LOL.

What’s on your mind? thinking about going home and getting away from people.

What are you doing tomorrow? idk, its wednesday so nothing special. my landlord is supposed to come by and fix our garage but we'll see lol.

What are you doing tonight? taking the kid to his winter workouts then hanging out with the hubs.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? no.

Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? yes.

Do you get distracted easily? kinda, mostly.

Is there someone you wish you were still close with? i guess, but not actually. like the moments that made me not talk to people i no longer talk to, they are valid reasons to not talk to that person anymore, but the memories before those moments, i miss those.

Do you always care what you look like? no.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? idk man lol. "worth it" is a weird term.

Do you regret anything you’ve done this year? nope.

Do you get easily embarrassed? no.

Do you know what it’s like to be truly happy? yes.

Have you ever cried your heart out? yes.

Do you believe in love? yeah.

Do you go tanning? nope.

Do you hate the last person you kissed? no.

Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? no way lol been there done that, boring as fuck and theres no chemistry for me.

Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff? yes.

Did you climb trees when you were younger? i loved to climb trees.

Have you ever started a sentence with “no offense, but”? yeah lol, when i was younger. they are one of my least favorite statements now.

You’re single, why? i am married.

It’s 2 in the morning and you get a call, who is it? idk, my phone is on silent lol, probably spam.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? yes, i will still be married.

Do you always answer your phone? no.

Do you think you’ll have the same best friends a year from now? idk lol.

Do you think life has been good so far? sure.

How many people have you had STRONG feelings for this year? just kyle.

If you could would you take back your last kiss? nope.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nope.

Last time you were really happy? right now.

Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly? so many.

Is the last person you kissed, going to be the next person you kiss. yes.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? no, i dont regret. i lament then it passes and im grateful.

How long was your longest make out? LOL idk.

Do you want to dance? not rn but i do like dancing.

Do you like someone? yes.

Why aren’t you with the last person you kissed? he is my husband.

Is life unfair? duh.

How has the week been? its still early, its been fine.

Are you mad at anyone right now? haha not really.

Are you happy? sure.

When was the last time you talked to the last person you kissed? before being dropped off at work.

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? i guess.

Who made you laugh last? kyle.

Ever liked someone who treated you like crap? yeah.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? three hours.

If the person who hurt you most said they’re sorry would you believe them? no. they have said theyre sorry. they all say theyre sorry. theyve all been sorry. sorry theyre assholes and something happened to them that hurt, finally.

When was the last time you hugged someone? earlier today.

Do you think love lasts forever? sure.

If the last person you kissed, was kissing someone else, what would you do? beat both of them up.

What’s something that made you smile today? kyle.

Has a boy/girl put their arm around you the past five days? yes.

Which is harder, walking away from somebody you love or coming back to somebody who has hurt you? walking away.

Have you kissed someone in the past 3 days? yes.

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead? love it.

Where are you? my desk, at work.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren’t? sure.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober.

I bet you’re going to kiss someone tomorrow, right? duh.

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Is your birth year an odd or even number? Odd.

Which one of your friends is the most outgoing? hmm, probably the younger ones, lol.

Have you eaten any of your favourite foods today? i just woke up like an hour ago, so no, i havent eaten anything yet today.

When did you last find yourself in an awkward situation? if i paid attention to stuff like that, probably more often than i think.

What did you have for lunch yesterday? i think all i had was a bagel, before dinner.

In school, which subject(s) do/did you find the most difficult? applied maths, like statistics.

Who was the last person you Facebook messaged? What’s his/her star sign? wow LOL, i have no idea. i joined facebook like 15 years ago.

Who did you last say “thank you” to? Why? probably kyle. he ran in the house two times to get stuff i forgot.

Name a band you like, that starts with the same letter as your surname. nothing is jumping out to me.

When was the last time you ignored, or went against, someone’s advice? ha, i think this is another one of those things where, if i paid attention, id know the answer.

What happened? lol see above, who knows.

How many different towns/cities have you lived in? ive never lived outside of the greater metropolitan area of the immediate city near me.

Who is the 10th contact in your phone? What’s his/her favourite food? LOL thats someone in my neighborhood. i dont know them personally at all.

When was the last time you felt your heart racing? last night.

Have you ever had a kinky dream about a celebrity? OF COURSE DUH lol.

How old were your parents when they met? when they met, i believe my mom was around 25 and my dad was around 30. could have been maybe 2 years before that, tops. they didnt date long before getting pregnant with my older brother.

When was the last time you had Nutella? a few months ago. i binged it and got tired of it.

Who is your favourite character in “The Simpsons”? lisa, hands down.

How about “The Big Bang Theory”? i dont like that show. its never been that funny to me.

What are your parents’ middle names? this is a security question if ive ever seen it, lol.

Who is the 2nd contact in your phone? What colour are his/her eyes? i just saw him the other night and i have no idea, LOL. dude is high af whenever we hang out so XD

Name someone with a sexy sounding voice. my husband.

What genre(s) of music did you listen to 10 years ago? same stuff really. ive had eclectic taste my entire life.

Are your eyes the same colour as your sibling’s? yes, just different shades. my brother has the lightest eyes, my sister is the darkest, and that leaves me in the middle lol.

How many pets do you have? Would you like any more? i have 3 cats and 1 dog. i definitely want more, when we move into a larger space with a yard. i think max cats in a house will be 4 probably, max dogs will be 2.

Do you prefer still or sparkling drinks? still. i cannot stand carbonation.

Is there a song you can’t stop listening to atm? not really. i love reggae lately.

What colour are the eyes of the person you have feelings for? my husbands eyes are blue.

Is there a song that you’re fed up of hearing? no lol.

Did you have a strange or interesting dream last night? i cant remember my dream from last night. i think it was all right. i didnt wake up uneasy lol.

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you couldn’t say it back? hm, if yes, it happened so long ago i cant remember lol, sorry.

Name 3 things that are in your refrigerator atm. milk, creamer, butter.

If your Facebook status doesn’t get any likes/comments, does it bother you? no. if i post, i post because i want to, not because im looking for attention.

Which friend do you confide in most? kyle mostly, then lizzy second.

What does your 6th text message say? pfft who knows, modern texting isnt like that.

What was your most recent reason for smiling? :) probably kyle lol. its usually kyle.

Do you struggle to articulate your thoughts and feelings? not really. i have worked very hard to get decent at that.

Have you ever watched a Sons of Anarchy? nope.

Do you want to see The Woman In Black? i would, i guess. i like daniel radcliffe. it just looked too scary at the time.

Has a random guy ever asked you for your phone number? i dont think so.

Has a guy ever pulled over to ask for your number or call you hot? LOL no, the opposite actually, ive been heckled.

How attracted are you to the last person that kissed you? quite!

Name something that you are doing tonight. putting off actual work lol.

Are you a jealous person? uh, i mean i have the capacity to be jealous, but i dont think id be described as a jealous person.

Do you like February? not really. its the shortest month of the year, but because its at the end of winter, it feels like the longest month of the year.

Where have you lived throughout your life? just around the current area.

Have you ever known a white supremacist? probably. im pretty outspoken tho so i doubt a supremacist of any variety would tell me that they are.

What were you doing an hour ago? ugh, sitting in this same spot at my desk, feeling less lost i suppose lol.

In regards to who do you think ‘what if?’? Link XD "what if he was real" no other what ifs anymore.

Do you like the smell of a barbecue? fuck yes.

Do you get excited when you find Sanrio products at Wal-Mart? no.

Are you 420 friendly? absolutely!

Do you own a Champion’s sport bra? champions? like champion brand? no.

Do you watch Justified? nope.

How many cups of tea of coffee do you have in a day? 1-2. i drink half caff usually though.

Do you own a varsity jacket? no.

Dolce Vita or Jeffrey Campbell? who?

Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum? oof… ryan gosling. hes more my type.

Has anyone ever called you apathetic or unemotional? LOL yes, both. a therapist before, actually.

Would you rather someone you loved passionately hate you or be indifferent to you? hate me! then i have a goal to make the feeling mutual.

Have you read Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre? no, but i want to.

I bet you miss somebody right now? duh!

What are you planning on doing after this? work. snooze.

How much money do you spend in a month on clothes or accessories? barely anything. i dont like shopping like that anymore.

What was the last clothing item you wore that doesn’t belong to you? i wear kyles shirts and pants sometimes, but his stuff is my stuff LOL, so… good question.

Do you watch Jersey Shore? no.

Do you have a thing with someone? yes, my husband.

Do you have any bruises on either of your legs? i found a mystery bruise on sunday, but that happens lol.

Who was the last person to touch your stomach? kyle.

Something tragic just happened. Does your facial expression show it? most likely. im not good at hiding stuff, at least to people who know my face well enough. to those that dont, i tend to show RBF apparently.

Who is the cleverest (crafty) person you know? i really dont know. i dont like crafts, or craft people lol, so i cant think of anyone in my life like that rn.

Do you think people who know a lot of facts are really smart? no. i think most folks know enough facts to be impressive.

Welcome! And you are? your mom.

When you buy/recieve new clothes, do you instantly wear them or wash first? wash!

Do you hate using public restrooms? idk about hate. its necessary sometimes.

What’s the weirdest item you’ve seen for sale on Ebay? pft i saw a meme of a walking stick that was a bull's penis, iirc.

Do you check to make sure there’s TP before using the restroom? ha! i wish.

Do you drunk dial/text? i used to, as if it was a pastime.

Why are mall Santas always portrayed as drunken, depressed old men? search me.

Have you ever built a massive snow fort? i dont think so?

What household chore do you loathe? i dislike dishes, theyre usually gross because the boy doesnt rinse his dishes properly before putting them in the sink.

Are parents to blame for what their kids do on the Internet? nope! only if the parents allow unrestricted access to their children, then yes. its like kicking your kid outside in the general public to fend for themselves. what do you think theyre gonna do? children are mischievous by nature, dude.

Would you care to meet Tom, the creator of MySpace? not really. i dont care lol.

Have you ever looked at a person and thought they looked like an animal? omg yes! i love telling my loved ones what kind of animals other people look like sometimes lol.

Do you use acronyms to remember things? yes.

Do you take pills like Tylenol for the littlest aches and pains? no. i dont like increasing tolerance to pain meds needlessly.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? i wouldnt.

Don’t you think Crocs are ugly? yes, i do think they are ugly. and disgusting. if i see someone wearning crocks period, i know their feet are rank as fuck. i dont care if youre wearing socks, those are fucking PLASTIC shoes.

When was the last time you went rollerskating? a couple years ago.

What trend do you hate right now? i never like trends.

Do you really follow trends, or just wear what you like? i wear what i want to wear.

How many times do you think you go out to eat each month? too many times! too much fast food!

Do you call people “dude” a lot? yeah lol, i call everyone dude.

Who was your favorite Ninja Turtle? mikie was my favorite growing up because hes so food focused and funny. anymore, donatello, because purple is dope and hes the smarest guy.

Horror flicks make you: laugh, scream, or squirm? all of the above!

If you could become a doctor, what would you specialize in? psychology.

What’s the cutest thing a little kid has ever said to/in front of you? thats a good question. kids say the darnest things.

At what age do you plan on moving out? i moved out over 10 years ago lol.

Did any characters from TV shows scare you as a kid? Which one(s)? yes. the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt namely. the ventriloquist doll from peewee's playhouse.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve heard on the news recently? the news is always sad lol.

Do you believe that acupuncture works? i think that if someone believes it works and they get it done and they feel better after, it worked. like most things, i think faith is required.

Have you ever been hypnotised? nope, but id like to try.

If you got expelled from school, would you continue your education? LOL sure.

How long does it take before you trust a person? good question. im hard of trusting these days.

Do you ever wish you had Jedi powers? duh lol. i wish i had anything superhuman.

Will we ever get to see Jack’s face (guy from Jack-in-Box commercials)? i dont care.

Would you kick it with Jay and Silent Bob? YES DUH.

Say…would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? sure.

Would a wax museum scare you or amuse you? SCARE. even pictures of wax figures creep me out.

What’s the first food you can smell when you enter the mall? its been a long time lol, i doubt i know anymore.

Have you ever made a time capsule? What did you put in it? i never have.

What would you do if your mom or dad read your diary/journal/blog? this has happened before lol. they took me to the hospital and i got held for 2 nights, mandatory for any check in, even tho the doctor told me that night that i was fine. idiot parents lol. dont read your kid's shit and NOT talk to them later. what the fuck.

Do you turn the music up when a good song comes on? DUH.

Do you know anyone with a lisp? probably.

Do you hate going to the doctor? no.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon? Why not the fork or knife? i dont care.

What is the worst hurt you’ve ever experienced? good question. in recent memory, when i was under so much stress and trauma that my body locked up and i had to go to physical therapy at the ripe age of 32 because my back made me cry almost daily.

Do you wish time went faster or slower? slower dude.

Do you write thank-you notes? for what? lol. i dont throw parties, i dont hold milestone events, none of that.

If you were to break a Guinness Record, which one would you try and beat? im just not interested. never have been.

Are you distracted by shiny objects? i mean, probably, i am an animal. but not for long.

What’s the coolest item in your room? HA! cool. probably my bed.

Are you grateful for what you have? i practice gratitude every day. im lucky it comes naturally.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? who cares.

Are you scared of clowns? uh, they make me uncomfortable, but idk if im scared…

Are you accident-prone? isnt everyone? nah, not more than anyoneelse.

As a kid, what was your favorite activity on the playground? shoot, just kicking it with the homies.

Are huge muscles gross or sexy? not my thing.

Have you ever fished and caught something weird? never fished in my life.

Your final thoughts…? ugh, why didnt more time pass?

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When was the last time you wore a full face of makeup? pft, full face? many years. but, the closest ive come since then was probably a few months ago.

Do you own an iPad? technically i still do, but it doesnt work anymore. i should pitch it.

Who was the last non-relative woman you spoke to in person? like legit spoke to, probably ari.

What’s the most hours you’ve worked in a week? psh i dont know that i want to know the actual answer to this lol. i only recently quit my second job, which was part time, but i still work my full time job. do the math lol.

Do you believe in karma? idk sometimes. good things happen to bad people, bad things happen to good people. all we can do is try.

What temperature is your thermostat currently set to? 72F. a/c because it is still summer.

What’s a topic you’ve drastically changed your opinion on? a lot of things, im sure. its been over 20 years since ive started developing opinions on my own. ;)

Are you a kind, thoughtful person? i try.

What’s an achievement you hope to see humanity accomplish in your lifetime? i dont care what people want to fuck, and im tired of someone's sexual orientation being the most important thing about them. i do not care, and i hope that soon no one else will either.

Do you know anyone who has a PhD? no one on a personal level.

Who were you dating in July 2010? Or were you single? i think i was mostly single that year actually. july i was probably single but mingling hard. that was a crazy year.

How do you feel when you’re the center of attention? uh it really depends lol. ive been the center for a lot of different reasons. i guess i dont mind now.

Would you rather be a nurse or a mechanical engineer? mechanical engineer. i dont like people and i think i would faint if i had to put needles in someone's flesh.

Do you like Starbucks chai lattes, or do you think they’re too sweet? ive never tried it. honestly ordering chai from an expensive coffee house, as a coffee enjoyer, sounds like a waste.

Are you and your SO facebook official? yes.

Do you know how to set a formal table setting for a 3+ course dinner? no.

Are you in a good mood today? im pretty all right actually.

Do you know anyone who works as a lawyer? not personally.

Which would bother you more: being told you’re not likable or being told you’re not sensible? being told im not sensible. i do not care if people like me, and that is usually what makes them like me lol. if i were to be told im not sensible, it would be akin to someone telling me im not intelligent, which will piss me off for sure.

Do you have a difficult time relating to other’s emotions? quite the opposite, to a fault!

How many bedrooms does your house have? two.

What was the last electronic item you bought? earbuds for kyle.

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? hm, its probable, but not memorable.

Are there any trees in your yard? yes.

What are your most-used apps on your phone? i think siri suggestions show me used apps, right? gmail, chrome, snapchat, messages, reminders… xD i know i play a lot of rupauls drag race superstars and isekai: slow life tho.

Have you ever bathed in a river or a lake? bathed, no.

When you were 15, what did you want to grow up to be? ha good question. probably a writer. i didnt have serious ambition then.

Did you ever achieve that? no, i have never been published lol, but i can write whatever i want whenever i want, so in a way, yes. :P

Have you ever had a dream in which you died? yeah.

Have you bought a bag of potato chips in the past week? nope.

Does the thought of having wrinkles when you’re older upset you? no. dunno when thats gonna happen lol.

How often do you buy a new phone? it used to be closer to the 2yr mark, but now its whenever the old one stops working. the technology is so good anymore that getting something better is negligible at best.

Would you rather live in an apartment in the city, or a cabin in the woods? cabin in the fucking woods! i do not like people near enough to live in a city.

Do you use Snapchat? yes.

Have you ever driven or ridden on a motorcycle? i have ridden on one, i have never driven one.

If so, what’s the farthest you’ve traveled on one? maybe 3 miles one way, so 6 miles overall.

When was the last time you drank coffee? i am currently drinking a coffee drink!

Are you in any physical pain right now? uh i have a muscle in my back that is tight, and my legs hurt when i sit cross legged too long which i have done, so thats about it lol. self inflicted bullshit.

Have you ever used a dating app, like Tinder, Bumble, etc? i have before.

Do you know anyone who’s struggling with addiction? not currently, thankfully.

Are any other members of your household home right now? both the boys are home right now, because i am not and i have the car MUAAHAHAHA

What was your first job? And how long did you work there? schlotzsky's deli. 7mos i think.

What was your favorite school subject when you were in middle school? english, probably. ive loved english for a long time, since it stopped being language arts probably.

How is your day going so far? its okay.

What are you doing tomorrow? bedroom cleaning project! working from home in the morning, football practice for the boy tomorrow night.

What’s your favorite color? brown.

Are you watching television? nope.

What are you watching? i am not.

Do you watch any really lame shows? ha, i mean sure, i guess they could be considered lame.

Are you a bitch? everyone is a bitch of some kind.

Is there anyone of the opposite sex that you trust? yes, just one, kyle.

Do you hook up with random people? ive never fucked a random. i have made out with them though lol.

Are you afraid to fall in love? no. im afraid of losing him, if i were to be afraid of anything at all.

Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance? no.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? lol no. i have cheated many times, in previous relationships.

What kind of mood are you in? decent. excited.

Do you take naps? i have periods where i take daily naps. im in a period where i rarely nap.

What time do you go to bed? i think we went to bed last night around 11pm.

Have you ever watched the show ‘Bad Girls Club’..? i have watched all of it! thats a "lame" show, haha. trashy. so good.

Are you an optimist or a pessimist? im a realist… 8)

Do you get jealous easily? nah.

Have you ever purposely made someone jealous? sure, probably.

Last beverage? mocha coffee drink.

Quick lyric from the last song you listened to? i havent listened to music today… i think the last one from yesterday was, "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge / I'm tryin' not to lose my head"

Do you let things go to your head? the weed for sure, anything else probably not.

What kind of shampoo do you use? ha, a lot: aussie, bed head, mane & tail, head & shoulders, biosilk…

Have you ever felt completely defeated? yes.

Are you one to just give up? nope.

Do you know how to let go? ha! im trying.

What is your favorite pair of shoes you own? hm, probably my hey dudes right now.

Do you regret anything? i think its important to try to remove regret. everything we do makes us who we are. i dont regret who i am, nor do i regret any part of whats made me who i am, for better or for worse.

If you could go back and change 1 thing.. what would it be? nothing. see above, lol.

Do you have your own tv? yes.

What are you looking forward to? going home to my boys!

Is there someone you need to fix things with? ha, i dont need to fix shit with anyone.

Do you have a laptop? yes.

Are you an outgoing person? i can be.

What was the last thing you purchased online? hm, probably something goofy like a quick pack to a mobile game im playing, LOL.

Quick quote..? do it now cause tomorrow's not promised today. - ludacris

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? no. everything happens and creates reason in the overarching story of your life. in that way, yes.

What kind of hair spray do you use? i do not.

What movie/s do you really wanna see? i wouldnt be able to list a single one.

Who makes you feel better when you’re dying inside? KYLE.

Is there someone you just can’t get enough of? kyle.

What helps you relax? cannabis and video games.

What color is your bra? coral.

!@$%^&*.. when you see that, what comes to mind? fucker

Does goodbye hurt? it can, duh.

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Is old age catching up with you? i guess

Would you rather be hot or cold? cold. i can get warmer.

Can you sleep through thunderstorms? yes. sometimes i sleep deeper in a good rain.

What does it take to get you out of bed early (before 9 am)? there has to be a reason.

Ever spent the night in a tent? yes.

Is it ever okay for a woman to ask out a man? yeah dude, lol. if i didnt do that, i wouldnt have had more than half the relationships ive had.

Do people confide in you? yes. perhaps too much.

Ever been around someone who makes you feel stupid? sure. not in a while though.

How often do you use instant messenger? uh, on a computer, only when im working.

What do you call your grandparents? the only living one is gram. dedo and busia have passed.

What do you do when you have trouble falling asleep? read a book.

Have you ever cried while reading a book? LOL uh, i think so. i got choked up on the last one. the cat "dying" really made me sad.

How many college degrees do you want? none.

Where do you call home? the place where i live with my family.

Would you ever attend a black tie formal event? sure lol.

Do you like animals? mostly.

Have you ever written anything longer than 10 pages? yes. i used to write hella stories back in the day.

What do you wear to sleep? usually tee shirt and undies, but sometimes i wear some pajama pants, to avoid my legs sweating on each other and waking me up.

What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months? all this financial problem shit to be behind me.

How important is it for a significant other to be good with kids? its honestly not that important, but my husband already had a son coming into the relationship, so he needed to be a good dad otherwise i would have negatively judged him and we would not have been able to last nearly as long as we have lol.

Do you have anyone who is a surrogate parent/sibling to you? my cousin is more like my sister. i dont know anyone good enough to carry the mantle of surrogate parent. those people are usually transient in my life.

Ever fallen asleep sitting up? yeah lol. see the first question.

Can you snap your fingers? pretty soundlessly.

Can you wink? yes.

Do you wear a belt? nope.

Any jewelry in the room you’re in? probably lots, on humans.

What song explains how you feel about love? off the top of my head, i do not know.

Do you know how to play pool? What about foosball? i know how to do both, very vaguely, and if i happen to do well, i promise its a total fluke lol.

Have you ever finished reading an entire book in a day? yeah, maybe one time.

Ever known anyone who was a tomboy? yeah, me and my gang from 5th-7th grade lol.

What is something that begins with Z? Zebra. <- fair enough

What kind of person do you hope to be when you’re 35 years old? thats next year LOL. i like who i am now. i bet i will like who i am next year. might not be too different.

How many keys do you carry with you? one.

Have you ever been IN a wedding? yeah.

Does hardship make a person stronger? unfortunately yes.

What comes to mind when you think of pregnancy? ew. no thank you.

Have you ever attended a professional sporting event? yes.

What is your favorite brand of clothing? i dont follow brands.

Which do you value more, intellect or work ethic? i only care about someone's work ethic if i work with them. since i dont care to make more friends at my workplace, i value intellect.

Have you ever been covered in mud? probably not.

What U.S. cities have you not visited that you would like to visit? these cities arent special. if youve been to one, youve been to them all.

Which do you watch more, ESPN or MTV? MTV.

How well do you know the people you live with? very well.

Do you have any heroes? not really.

Ever been to a cabin on a mountain? yes. gorgeous. highly recommended.

Do you want to be married and have a family of your own later in life? i am married, i do not want my own babies, i met my stepson when he was 5. life has been fucking good to me, dude.

How hard is it for you to stay on task? LOL depends on the task.

Ever lost your voice? not really.

Do you take your time when making an important decision? i try to. its not always easy.

Could you handle being away from home for weeks at a time for your job? probably not.

Are you a cautious person? i try to be, but not too cautious.

Do you chew gum? not really.

Do you own any jerseys? nope.

Do you have a song stuck in your head? not currently.

Do you like your job? yeah its fine.

Is there anything worrying you right now? i guess im worried. more like just feeling negative about it, lol. worried implies idk how things are gonna turn out imo, and thats just not how i feel.