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almost typo’d “our ancient ancestors telling epic tales around the campfire” as “epic takes around the campfire” and now i’m imagining a bunch of prehistoric hunter-gatherers sitting around saying shit like hot take but cave paintings by eastern valley tribe shaman are far more sophisticated and nuanced than cave paintings by great river tribe shaman

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The best part about Carrie is the end when she fucking kills everyone

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my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

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“Of course autistic people can go to the bathroom by themselves and have jobs!!” Some can’t. They’re not burdens or an “epidemic” either. Please don’t get pulled into an argument about usefulness, because that feeds into their baseline eugenic idea that you have to “contribute to society” to justify your existence. Nobody’s worth is tied to what they can do for the state.

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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pope exploded

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pluralize ur adjectives for fun. it’s very cutes

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golly, tumblr sure is loading with a speed and consistency that implies health and vigor

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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speaking of, i've just finished careless people finally and if a fraction of what's in this book is true then the fascism situation wrt facebook is much worse than anyone imagined

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i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay

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If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

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It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious