blutastic

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i want

to have really short hair

i also want

to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can

conclusion

?????

[blutastic]

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*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[blutastic]

i am 41 cheetos tall 

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me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

[blutastic]

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I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

[blutastic]

disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all? mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared. 

[blutastic]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[blutastic]

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

[blutastic]

when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”

[blutastic]

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bug: *touches my arm*

me: *chops off my arm*

[blutastic]

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

[blutastic]

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me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid