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everybody gangsta until “🔞” shows up in my bio

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its the month!!!

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I think i was stunted for the entirety of my teenage years…

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LESBIAN WOBBLERS STAND UP

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME.

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ever drink or eat too much before you lay down and you can feel it sloshing around in your stomach when you turn over

fuckin weird

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it is NOT a good day for TrumpMusk shippers

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Alright. Everyone meet my new son.

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For everyone's information, there is a big difference between "main character" plot armor and "the author's favorite" plot armor

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yknow maybe 6 years of pure loneliness and isolation does take a toll on a person……….

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falling off the face of the earth be back in a bit✌️

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out of all the things. I thought my dogs could be fucking with by the fence. A DEAD. TWISTED. DANGLING BUNNY. STUCK IN THE FENCE. was NOT. ON THE LIST.

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why does it feel like a betrayal to my friends if I feel like i want to seek a romantic relationship :(

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“how are you always so hot if your iron’s so low???”

prolly from the overflow of FUCKING NIACIN AND CAFFEINE IN MY BLOODSTREAM

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the urge to fall off the face of the earth and revert into the hole of isolation and soul crushing loneliness for another 6 years😭😭😭

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Watch me get thin and get a girlfriend to spite my father

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realizing i can’t judge people who’s whole personality is their vape cause my whole personality is 5 hours….