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Lysandra: is this really a good idea?

Aelin: well our future selves haven’t come from the future to stop us.

Aelin: so how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Chaol: all right everyone, pay attention. I have an important announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Dorian: let me guess, you’re in a hurry.

Chaol: no. I was referring to your short attention spans.

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Cassian: when have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Rhys: I keep a list. It’s in alphabetical order.

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Tamlin: I don’t have any friends.

Lucien: those are bold words coming from somebody within hugging distance.

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Aelin: what is it?

Rowan: *gives Aelin a cake*

Aelin: mmmm... I love you.

Rowan: are you talking to me or the cake?

Aelin: do you want me to lie to you, Rowan?

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Manon: I’m getting married.

Dorian: that’s great, Manon.

Manon: to you.

Manon: sign this.

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Cassian: you’re bleeding out and are going to need a transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Azriel: B positive.

Cassian: I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot.

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Rhys: nice to see you again.

Feyre: *turns around*

Feyre: are you talking to my butt?

Rhys: yes.

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Rowan: fuck me if I’m wrong, but-

Aelin: you’re wrong. So wrong. DEFINITELY WRONG.

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Chaol: what are your plans for the future?

Dorian: lunch.

Chaol: I meant long term plans.

Dorian: what, like dinner?

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Aedion: what’s your favourite colour?

Lorcan: Elide.

Lorcan: wait, what was the question?

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Feyre: I thought you said you wouldn’t tell a soul!

Rhysand: I did! That’s why I told Amren; she doesn’t have a soul!

Amren: it’s true.

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Lucien: I like my women like I like my coffee.

Lucien: incapable of loving me back.

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My son: why is my sister called Rose?

Me: because your father likes roses.

My son: then why am I called-

Me: it’s time to go to sleep, Throne of Glass.

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Elide: *looking in mirror* this dress looks great!

Aelin: I bet it would look even better in Lorcan’s floor.

Lorcan: are you hitting on Elide... for me?

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Amren: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Cassian: *crouches down*

Rhysand: *gets on knees*

Amren:

Amren: I hope you both die.

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Lysandra: Aedion, what do I do?

Aedion: well I’m not great at advice...

Aedion: can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?