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ok but eve putting on the proper osha safety gear to use the flamethrower during the fights? 💖💖💖💜💜💖💖💖✨✨✨✨🌈🌈💚💚✨✨✨✨💜💖💖💖💥🔥⭐️✨✨✨✨✨🫰🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾😭😭💜💜💖💖💜

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Decepticon Prowl because I was thinking a lot about that animatic today ;)

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Luo Binghe]

"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."

"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).

Reasons lbh should be pregnant

I want him to

Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.

Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….

In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."

"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."

"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."

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In an alternative universe, Skye riley beefs with a bottle of water.

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something about characters losing their shit is so fine to me,,,,yes they’re traumatized and yes they also look so fine being traumatized

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Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

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The idea that using dialogue-framing verbs other than "said" is the mark of fanfic is wild to me because I grew up reading commercially published authors whose dialogue was routinely slinging around framing verbs like "opined", "temporised", and "demured".

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the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide

i am just so baffled by this

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oh my god I just have the funniest dream ever LMAOO. Hannibal was like okay if you can buy this medicine for me I'll leave you alone. I did, but turns out it was a sleeping pill that he used on me later while I was trying to fight him in some random parking lot. How and why, I don't know. But I passed out mid-trying to strangle him. I was like, okay, that was mean, bastard. Blacked out.

Dude I think it was one of a plot of an x reader fic where he just keeps you in his house because he's obsessed but this is funny for some reason.

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From Transformers '84

WHY DID PROWL SAY THAT LMAOOOOOO Funnier if he didn't intend to be dissing him or anything and was just being ultra literal

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Silly comic about orion pax- I MEAN. Optimus prime

I think its a running gag for everyone but bee (hes dead serious)

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Get kicked out the house by your ex

Takeover the local retirement home

…Profit?

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Gaza is starving.

Children line up for hours hoping for a meal, but even a huge pot of lentil soup feeds only 10% of them.

The rest go home with empty hands and aching stomachs.

My son is one of those children.

But his pain is even greater — he was badly injured in an Israeli airstrike and lost parts of his body.

He is weak, in pain, and malnourished, with no access to the treatment he urgently needs.

As a mother, it breaks me to see him suffer like this. I’m begging for your help — please donate so I can take him abroad for medical care.

Every dollar brings us closer to saving his life

Please Donate now:👇👇 👇

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The Killing Fields movie ending

The one Oscar winning performance when you understood the guy absolutely deserved it.

The way he jumps into his arms.

We see a movie ending about Gaza like this one day.

But by then it will well too late.

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Havik living with shujinko before his chaos powers manifested