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< Director we made a Misstep/Accident/Big Fucky Wucky >

< The entire earth atmosphere is now an Altered Item >

< Go fix it >

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< This AWE is brought to you >

< By the Frito-Lay Company and Doritos® tortilla chips >

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< What the hell is Firebreak team >

< Reassign those Employees/Expendables back on Pyramid Maintenance Crew >

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< Director I don't mean to alarm you >

< But there may be A Boogeyman/Boogeymen in the House >

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< Just for that we are Sending/Banishing >

< you to the Youngest House >

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The Board clearly didn't want to be out of the trend this month -- you can also find it on twitter: [x]

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< To alleviate House lockdown related Stress/Hiss Corruption/Death >

< The House is now connected to the Lo-fi Chill Hip-hop Beats Threshold >

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< Top 10 building shift funniest moments >

< Number 4 will Surprise/Flatten/Pancake you >

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< isagdiaa53jhri/owiuzaaeusja/opoopowidncke >

< Sorry that was a Butt/Pyramid dial >

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< Party rockers in the House tonight >

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< That Feeling/Pure Bliss when you come home and finally get to take off your Pyramid/Attire >

< You wouldn't get it >

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< Our microphone was Broken/Out Of Commission the whole time? >

< You could have said something >

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< It is Casual Friday >

< Go team >

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[ The Bureau/House is under new Management ]

[ We are doing a Cube now ]

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< Uninstall/Annihilate that Sexy Black Pyramid Mod >

< it was sexy enough as it was >

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< Going to the store dimension do you need anything >