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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet
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I felt straight up downright left out in there <- sentence composed mostly of directions
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends
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