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Windy weather is particularly perilous when you’re Six Foot Four

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feeling Tall, might commit crimes

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yeah, YOU’RE a baby but I would CRUSH YOU

Me whenever Bobby Vernon does anything

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actual photo evidence of me:

Please sign this petition for Fittes to pay me more so I can move out of this shack because I keep hitting my head on the sign and my neck is constantly aching because I have to sleep at a right angle 🙏

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anyway for the new crib I was thinking… has anyone read The Giraffe, The Pelly and Me??

Please sign this petition for Fittes to pay me more so I can move out of this shack because I keep hitting my head on the sign and my neck is constantly aching because I have to sleep at a right angle 🙏

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Please sign this petition for Fittes to pay me more so I can move out of this shack because I keep hitting my head on the sign and my neck is constantly aching because I have to sleep at a right angle 🙏

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did someone hear something??? idk I’m quite high up, it sounded a bit like a fly buzzing??

DEPRAC automatic doors my worst enemy

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DEPRAC automatic doors my worst enemy

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Honestly I think Yorkshire Tea should sponsor me. I'm not a content creator but I use their teabags basically every day, so I don't see any problems here.

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I, on the other hand

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

just had the FUNNIEST thought

you know how Bobby is canonically tiny? I forgot that he’s also a CHILD (slash teen)

now I can’t stop thinking about Bobby going through late puberty and suddenly SHOOTING UP to be this gangly 6’2” teen who doesn’t know how to handle his new height

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MOVE OVER ARTHUR IT’S BOBBY’S SEAT NOW

real pic of me at 823ft this morning

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listen, guys, it’s all good you having this image of Lockwood as some kind of suave, charming, shirt-and-tie, swishy coat-wearing guy. but truly deep down you’ve actually got

- lanky, gangly 15-year-old child who, apart from when fencing, is still getting used to his new height

- pretends he’s a whale when he drinks orange juice

- hair always in his eyes even when he’s just had a haircut

- the kind of person you look at in his silly disguise and too-big hat and think he looks like a total idiot, but then he grins a megawatt smile and somehow he doesn’t look stupid anymore?

- frequently puts on accents and is abysmal at them

it’s just so funny to me. like yes, ok, you’ve also got a sad little boy who needs a 24/7 hug and the self confidence is worn like a shield but he’s also just utterly ridiculous. nothing about him is actually cool whatsoever unless you’re like, 2 years younger than him and have only seen him from a distance.

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I’m the superior Bobby, and I Will fight you

listen, guys, it’s all good you having this image of Lockwood as some kind of suave, charming, shirt-and-tie, swishy coat-wearing guy. but truly deep down you’ve actually got

- lanky, gangly 15-year-old child who, apart from when fencing, is still getting used to his new height

- pretends he’s a whale when he drinks orange juice

- hair always in his eyes even when he’s just had a haircut

- the kind of person you look at in his silly disguise and too-big hat and think he looks like a total idiot, but then he grins a megawatt smile and somehow he doesn’t look stupid anymore?

- frequently puts on accents and is abysmal at them

it’s just so funny to me. like yes, ok, you’ve also got a sad little boy who needs a 24/7 hug and the self confidence is worn like a shield but he’s also just utterly ridiculous. nothing about him is actually cool whatsoever unless you’re like, 2 years younger than him and have only seen him from a distance.

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I’m literally 12ft tall on this horse, kind of scared to come down

listen, guys, it’s all good you having this image of Lockwood as some kind of suave, charming, shirt-and-tie, swishy coat-wearing guy. but truly deep down you’ve actually got

- lanky, gangly 15-year-old child who, apart from when fencing, is still getting used to his new height

- pretends he’s a whale when he drinks orange juice

- hair always in his eyes even when he’s just had a haircut

- the kind of person you look at in his silly disguise and too-big hat and think he looks like a total idiot, but then he grins a megawatt smile and somehow he doesn’t look stupid anymore?

- frequently puts on accents and is abysmal at them

it’s just so funny to me. like yes, ok, you’ve also got a sad little boy who needs a 24/7 hug and the self confidence is worn like a shield but he’s also just utterly ridiculous. nothing about him is actually cool whatsoever unless you’re like, 2 years younger than him and have only seen him from a distance.

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the secrets we keep

thinking about quill kipps, who is incredibly calm and levelheaded from his years of being an agent and then team leader, but who also SCREAMS the most high-pitched scream when he sees a ghost

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I always thought Lockwood was the coolest and then I got Tall

listen, guys, it’s all good you having this image of Lockwood as some kind of suave, charming, shirt-and-tie, swishy coat-wearing guy. but truly deep down you’ve actually got

- lanky, gangly 15-year-old child who, apart from when fencing, is still getting used to his new height

- pretends he’s a whale when he drinks orange juice

- hair always in his eyes even when he’s just had a haircut

- the kind of person you look at in his silly disguise and too-big hat and think he looks like a total idiot, but then he grins a megawatt smile and somehow he doesn’t look stupid anymore?

- frequently puts on accents and is abysmal at them

it’s just so funny to me. like yes, ok, you’ve also got a sad little boy who needs a 24/7 hug and the self confidence is worn like a shield but he’s also just utterly ridiculous. nothing about him is actually cool whatsoever unless you’re like, 2 years younger than him and have only seen him from a distance.