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{Quotes :Norwegian Wood Haruki Murakami / Sarah Kay}

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boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

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i'm not normal about her

i realised i've never drawn starkid fanart before so i had to rectify that with a 1 hour sketch of lex involving copious gradient maps and zero understanding of fabric folds

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i think when some of you say "neurodivergent" you just mean adhd and autism

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it is very childish and naive but i am still so shocked to see that so many people are just fucking outright mean

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I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

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hey i just saw your post critiquing a societal norm. well, i like doing everything that society expects of me and i was actually raised in an empty 8x8 cube for the first 18 years of my life. i am the only person to have ever been raised in a vacuum and i came out with all the behaviors expected of my age, sex, and origin without ever having seen another human being before. so. maybe keep that in mind next time you post, mkay?

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personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

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"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.

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who up enjing their olras

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#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."