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Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

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Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

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Jawbreaker GG! I play GD too.

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2nd drawing in the lineless style! Lemmy Koopa is next, enjoy!

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Drawing of Ludwig that I actually made and a proud of. Lineless art, cause I think it makes it smoother. Guess who’s next:))))

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Lanky Luigi suffers on World 8. Roy and Morton just wanna take a pic of themselves. Kindergarten again wooooooo

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Mario vs Larry! Kindergarten style again:P Larry Koopa is sure in for a treat.

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Drawn using the kindergarten style:/. 3 idiots take a selfie in Meringue Clouds.

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Some update

So yeah, as you can see I've been really inactive recently. I will try (no 100% guarantee, you never know with high school) So to the random dude who knows this blog, hi.

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Check my Youtube!

I have more posts there than here. Search HavocUnleash90. I mainly do PVZ GW2, but I got other content. Thanks! Please reblog if you have seen my content already and like it. Thanks! :)

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Down the Dirtiest Drain

After “accidentally” performing a terrorist attack (they didn’t tell me), I hid, closed the blinds, and changed my clothes. I felt terrified. They were all looking for me. I still head for work, I just look different. News appears again on TV, and they’re not talking about the random driver. There’s an earthquake warning, and all of the people inside just shrug. I also think that an earthquake will be no worse than my situation. Everybody ignores the news, and I switch the channel. Rumbles are all I hear. Then we’re bouncing around like we’re in a bouncy castle. Plaster falls from the walls, and I sneak under the countertop and find a plaque to cover my head with. Behind the plaque though was a code and a riddle. But why should I care? There’s a life-threatening earthquake right now! What’s the point? I just wait for it to stop, then we go outside to the outdoor parking lot. Good thing this city has a stringent building measure, and there is no destruction. All of us just go back inside. Slightly traumatized, I just go behind the counter and get the code. It has a riddle. “Within these walls is a fortune.“ As simple as it is, I get a hammer and whack the walls. People get annoyed and start annoying me. Complaints are all I hear. The wall starts crumbling slightly. I see a note and a key within the walls (pretty weird), and it says "Good job. Go to the attic and use the key the a chest.Hit the middle part of the ceiling until something falls.” I get a broomstick then start whacking the ceiling with it. A latch falls down with a ladder. Everyone around me is shocked. I climb the ladder, then I see a dusty attic. I go inside with my flashlight, and I find a chest. I use the key, as instructed, then something pops out. It’s a check with 1 billion worth. I go to the bank, then they ask, “Are you Sir Lamhangton of riches?” I am shocked. “No, I’m Davey Vorhetta.” “You must be his successor.” Amazement is all I feel. To be continued…

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Sneaky Deal (Restaurant Conundrum sequel)

On my way home, I get pulled into this alley behind the diner. A man in a ski mask tells me this: "Meet up here tonight at 3 o' clock sharp. Got that?" I unknowingly utter yes instantly, and only realize right now I made the worst mistake ever. I went back to my house, then started thinking. I thought of some possibilities. Maybe it was a surprise gift. It wouldn't seem like it though because the guy didn't look friendly. I thought of negatives and thought it could be a secret with a consequence, or worse a drug deal. But if it was a drug deal, why would I be chosen? I'm just a cook at the diner. I wait for 3, then hurriedly go to the alley. I see the same guy with some people who looked like they were all in the same group. They told me, whispering, "Bring this bag I have right now to this shack located on Woodshaun st. Listen to the person who receives it, then follow him. Understand?" I stupidly say yes to them, then flee to Woodshaun st., and look for a shack. It's behind the dilapidated house. I knock. "Who is it?" I hear behind the door. "I have the bag," I worriedly say. "Good, now give me the bag." He opens the door quietly. I give him the bag then he tells me "Meet me at the back of the airport at 6 am, okay? The parking lot area. Wear casual." I started getting more suspicious about this. I take a nap then head to the airport. The guy I met in the shack was there, so were the guys in the alley. They give me binoculars and tell me to use it, looking through the airport windows. They also give me car keys, for some reason. "Just look at us, got it? When we give you a signal, ready the car. This sounded like something really bad. I felt like I was in hot, boiling water. Next thing I know, the guys chuck bombs toward the airport's center. They give me a signal, then we run for it. I turned out to be driving the car, with all the rest looking behind. I look in the car mirror, then my mind blew. A squad of police cars start following us. I can't believe I participated in some crime. I should've known at the start. Those guys already looked sketchy. I drive towards an alleyway, then turn so many times. At one point, I see my house and jump out the car without being seen. The car crashes, and I dash towards my house. I have my keys, luckily enough. I enter my house, with my heart pumping as fast as Hussain Bolt running. I rub my eyes and pinch myself, hoping it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. I closed all the windows and locked the door. I changed my clothes and styled my hair differently. I turn on the TV. "Breaking news: Gangsters plant bombs in airport and flee; gangsters die due to crash when driver jumps out; Identity of driver still unknown. If you have seen suspicious activities, please report to the police." Now I'm in neck-deep trouble. I could be reported. There are CCTVs everywhere near my house. I'm doomed. To be continued...

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Mission Possible

          I start playing my PVZ GW2 game again, since it’s the weekend. I check the mailbox and a new Super Mix Event showed up: Mission Imp-ossible. It’s Corns vs. Imps, and I decided to try it, because I have two fully-upgraded characters, one on each side. I head to the portal and jump in. It’s a game of Gardens & Graveyards, a form of Turf Takeover, and I’m a BBQ Corn on defense. I join a full server and we’re defending the first base, Seeds of Time.

          I head over to the imps’ entrance. Our team starts assaulting them, and they just respawn. A minute later, mechs start dropping in. They start pushing us back. We found some of them flanking, capturing our base little by little ( They were alone) and then dying. i decided, to guard the base instead of assaulting them. 3 minutes left. They have already chipped in half of the capture. When the imps start coming in groups, all of the Corns fell back to the base. We made all the team members come together, just in time for the big assault.

          You can hear mech drops everywhere. You could hear one on the left, one in front and one on the right. They were all coming. Suddenly, a Drake mech zooms into the base, vanquishing us by torching us to death. Luckily, before it captures the base, it was vanquished by a Pops Corn. There’ just a slither left in the defense bar, showing us that they dominated 90%. A minute left, and 3 mechs approach. One Pylon, one Scallywag, and one Z-7. It was sure defeat. We lose Seeds of Time and retreat to protect the next base: Dinolandz.

          The situation was the same. We assaulted them, then we fell back due to the mechs. Some flank again, capturing our base one by one. This time, they had 30 seconds left. The logic here is that the less time there is, the more that will come as a group. We all stayed in the center. 20 seconds left, and so many mechs came in with a couple imps. There were 3 ordinary Z-Mechs, 2 Z-7s, 2 Pylons, 3 Scallywags, one Li’l Drake imp and one S.H.R.Imp. They haven’t even captured, and we all retreated. Next base: Zgypt.

          The next two bases including Zygpt and Azia were the same with Dinolandz. Now we’re defending Rome. I got vanquished multiple times trying to save the base. We thought they might capture all six bases. This was the fifth. They were close. But good thing the situation was different. Each mech has a minute cooldown. Each entrance had choke points. It was single file for them, and they each picked different entrances. With Shuck Shots, Butter Barrages and Husk Hops we took care of each mech. After a minute of cooldown they come again. Just a minute left. Their coming in again, using all their abilities to get us. Sure, they vanquished us but some hid and ambushed them. This attempt of the imps took 60% of the base, and we were hoping we would stop them here. Most mechs spread because they don’t see anyone, but one by one each mech was destroyed. The countdown rings begin. A couple imps get in sneakily, and push us into overtime. They were like flies flying around. hard to hit, but once you do they’re dead. True enough we did! We stopped them from invading and taking Rose’s castle in the medieval times!

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Restaurant Conundrum

          It was 12:00 o’ clock midnight. A lone man in his ‘40s and a young woman in her ‘20s walk into a diner. The man immediately sits on the chair of the countertop, and asks for a Double Chocolate Pancakes meal. The woman, sat in a booth, and called for the waiter. She orders an XL Chocolate Smoothie. She was going to share with her friends from college. The man’s order arrives, so does the woman’s friends. he looked at them for a second, then started eating. The woman’s friends also noticed the man. They sat down and started drinking. One of her friends asks “Should we approach him? He looks lonely.” 

          The women approach the man and ask, “Why are you here at 12 midnight?” He replies “I had a day-long meeting, and I’m trying to relax.” While he was talking, the young woman slipped a card with her number beside the man’s order. The women also ask for the smoothie to be taken home. After they get their smoothie, they pay and leave. The man finishes his order minutes after they left. He called for the bill. When his bill came he noticed the card. He utters to himself “Nice try.” He payed and then left, leaving the card behind.

         The man behind the counter started to clean up and found the card. He dialed the number because he thought it was important. The woman answers the call. “Hello Sir. This is Bobby Bobbert Bobberson *giggle* Industries. Also known as BBB Inc. We do comedy shows. If you want some entertainment in your boring house, call us! Our offices are located in Sam St. “Everyone who calls gets a free sample!”

          The man now plans his leave for tomorrow. He thought that the diner could use some entertainment. He waits for his next shift then leaves. He looks up Sam St. on his GPS. He starts driving towards the office. “Hmm... A house... I was expecting a huge office.” He parks then walks inside. He was shocked that all he got was a huge surprise. There was no office. Just a couple women. He suddenly remembers that the women in the diner last night are the same women! “What is this!?” he says. The women were shocked too. They were expecting a nice-looking man in his 40′s. Turns out the cook got the card. They just say their sorries and how they expected someone else. The cook forgives them and then leaves. He sighs while starting his car, thinking “That was a fail. Guess I couldn’t get a relationship.”

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Legends of Gnome Bomb

          I load up a game of Gnome Bomb in PVZ GW2. I join the start as one of my favorite characters, Hockey Star, luckily enough. My team starts going to the center, where the fight usually is. The first bomb spawns in the map. And guess what? It spawns in the center!

          I could see all my teammates running to pick up the bomb, just like it’s a black friday sale. A ton of butter barrages landing in the center, Shuck Shots, Sombrero Bean Bombs and Chili Bean Bombs vanquish my entire team so the plants get it, which is bad. I see the plants walking to one of our tombs. I rush to one of the tombs and try to vanquish them before the arm the bomb. I throw an Imp Punt to try and vanquish all of them before they arm the bomb. I got all three of them, but it was too late. It was already armed, with 20 seconds before it blows up.

          There was only one thing I could do to keep the tomb safe: Defuse it. I was already there, so I walked up to the armed bomb, and try to defuse it. It only takes 5 seconds anyway. Should be able to do it right? Well, I was wrong. Unluckily the plants have seen what I have done, and they run towards me. They start throwing Bean Bombs at me, Goop me, and worse turn me into a goat. 10 seconds left before it blows up. My health is already less than half, and I’m not even halfway done defusing it. “It’s a lost cause,” I think and say. I get vanquished and none of my teammates are alive either. I respawn, and one of our tombs exploded.

          The score right now: 0 Gardens blown up, 1 Tombstone blown up. Plants are in the lead. Well, there are two more tombstones left to defend. Might as well hunt for the Gnome Bomb next time, huh? Another Gnome Bomb spawns and good thing it was near our spawn. I rush and claim it, but now I’m bountied. 

Everyone knows I got the Bomb. A Chemist walks with me, hooks his Heal Beam on me, and looks around. I try and rush to the closest Garden, but then we both got ambushed. An Armor Chomper lays down a couple Spiky Spikeweeds on the Garden and soon enough, both of us are tangled. While entangled I saw something bad. A Future Cactus with a fully-charged shot, and a Camo Cactus on a rooftop. Not to mention the Spikeweeds stick you in one spot for two seconds, and they also do damage. “We’re surely dead meat,” I utter to myself. The Future Cactus shoots, the Camo Cactus also shoots, and I die. Again. My Chemist friend died before they shot, sadly. The Chompers reclaim the Gnome Bomb.

          As I respawn I see that the Zombies claim the Bomb. A couple seconds after that, it’s armed. I look at the vanquish timeline and see that most of our vanquishes belong to my team. This is in the bag! We get one point. We all wait again for he next bomb. From here, the cycle repeats.

          Well this time, nobody got a point. All schemes to get there were a fail. We run into overtime now, since someone has to lead or destroy all the opponents’ objective. We were tied. Next team that successfully blows up an objective wins! Another Gnome Bomb spawns. Everyone hopes for the best.

          Plants retrieve it again, and we worry. All of us- I really mean all of us- went for the plants. It was the biggest death barricade. Nobody could go past us unseen unless they flanked. And if they did flank, that would take over a minute, and the carrier explodes within a minute, if he does not arm it! We will do this! The carrier is vanquished, and the Toxic Brainz gets it. We crowded around him, with all the Scientists linking their Heal Beam and the Hovergoat-3000 linking their Damage Buffer to him. We rush to the nearest Garden, and luckily we armed it!

          We readied ourselves. We put down our Gatlings and looked around for plants. We saw a bunch of them; and we knew it was their death barricade. The real fight starts.

          Every time someone vanquishes, that person gets vanquished. It was a tradeoff. 15 seconds left, everyone is vanquished and lying on the floor except for me and this Torchwood on the other team. He went into Smoldering Madness, and that thing is so brutal. He also turned on his shield. I blocked the first few shots with my Tackle Decoys and then opened up with an Imp Punt. He only lost just 75 health. He still has 200 left. 10 seconds left, and I have 150 health. I Ultra Tackle him, but that still just leads him to 155 health. I shoot at him many times, but he still stands. Luckily enough, There are 4 seconds left, and he cannot defuse it! We claim victory over the Plants!

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Nonsensical Nonsense

This makes no sense