i just want to go home but home's a place that i have never known.
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re-watch avatar the last airbender it’s good for your health
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cat: *meows in a distance*
my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it
cat: *meows louder*
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These posts matched each other so perfectly I thought they were the same post at first
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i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale
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girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*
me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop
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someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]
me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon
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