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hes still at it

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When the wheat comes in, you'll find me.

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hold on something just happened

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me wheng. me. me whent im small. mewhen i am Tinyy. meeee. guant. me whPOST XANCELLED POST CANCELLED THERES A WASP HOLD ON SHIT

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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kids these days don’t know how lethal stagnant water is

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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okay I've been biting my tongue on this one a bit but the odds of any money you give to a uk trans or especially LGBT charity reaching a single uk transfem is vanishingly unlikely. the primary "resource" these orgs provide is jobs for trans people who can make it in a professional environment, and the vast majority of trans hires are tme (and thus unaffected by the judgement!).

if you know a charity run by transfems take a punt but otherwise please donate to fundraisers instead.

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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hold on something just happened

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zebra finches are masterful beepers

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This part gets me everytime.

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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Though generally peaceful, unicorns do have their disagreements. These are almost always settled using teeth and hooves, rather than horns - and always in a suitably dramatic location.