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6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
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I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.
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but if isabelle’s on the train…. and i’m on the train…
who’s running the town?
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tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed
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Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
G K. Chesterton. (via ijustkindalikebooks)
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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
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one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.
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Never apologize for burning too brightly Or collapsing into yourself every night That is how galaxies are made
~ Tyler Kent White
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I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
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SEX TRAFFICKING SCHEME
A girl and her sister almost fell victim to it. Please be careful
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