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What does Grand Admiral Thrawn do when he gets tired?

He Grand Admiral Yawns

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geddit cause hoth is cold

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While submerged in a medical tank, Luke finds himself in the time of the Clone Wars and accidentally seduces his mom.

Bacta the Future

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Wrong blog again!!

Anyway, Power Converters is totally the name of a shitty metal band.

Where’s Luke’s favorite place to be at a rock concert?

The moshy station! 😃😃😃

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Anakin takes his padawan to Starbucks. She orders Ahmocha.

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Why can’t Yoda email a file?

Because he doesn’t believe in attachments!!!

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Where does Luke go to pick up his organic granola?

Kashi station!

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Come on guys this one's funny

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Anakin walks outside to find his Padawan puffing away at a cigarette. He turns to her and says, "Since when are you Ahsmoka?"

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What did Palpatine throw Mace Windu out of?

The Mace Window.

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So is there a Cloudo Calrissian who lives in Land City on the land?

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What did Palpatine throw Mace Windu out of? The Mace Window.

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May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

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What kind of meat-filled dumplings do they eat on Hoth?

Tauntaun wontons.

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Clone puns

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Here you go tumblr. I made this ages ago for the sole purpose of annoying a friend.

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So Obi-Wan has a lot of tension in his neck and shoulders, and he needs someone to help loosen all the knots. But he would prefer to have it done by someone as outrageously flirty as he is. Also evil...and bald...

He goes to his old pal Masajj Ventress