they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god
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being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
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staff's getting a little too silly for their own good. they think they're our buddies. "oh look we put another silly thing on your dashboard teehee" get rid of the fucking bots
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why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy
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why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy
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Amy: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Jake: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Do you like biting ?
ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight
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Annabeth (+ Luke)
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Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
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Rare photo of J.K. Rowling about to make a tweet (circa 2019)
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same energy
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Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake
Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards
Parent:
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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