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i wasn't made to work. i was made to have sex and read books all day every day

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Pussy that makes you want to do better in life.

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get in loser we're reminding everyone that consent online is just as important as consent irl!!!

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they should give me a longer tongue, for sex reasons, reblog to make my tongue and prev’s tongue longer

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self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap

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for the meowers

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seduces you with the intention of being groped

is it working? | he/it

(reblogs welcome) (pls im just a baby ouppy)

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My red flag is if I like you I’ll basically want to sext you all the time, any time, any day.

Perks of attraction.

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reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

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Please. I want to be a creature.

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my interests are bodies and pictures of bodies

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much love to it/its and neo pronoun users who know they can never use their pronouns in person, who never have them used irl, whose gender expression and identity are only respected online. i see y'all and i love y'all

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You know how to fuck with shy subs?

Roughly grab their chin, force them to look you into your eyes and ask them embarrassing questions and make them admit to embarrassing kinks until they’re flustered and blushing, close to crying because it’s so hot and it makes them so needy and horny but at the same time they’re so ashamed.

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PLEASEEEE someone push me down on the bed gently on my back, kissing my neck, calling me their pretty boy please ill literally melt for you pleas-

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boypussy is of course known across the land to be fantastic, rightly so, but -- transmasc ppl who don't really like using front hole, not much or not at all or not right now, I love u.... transmasc ppl with a special psychic bond with strap or fingers or other toy, I love u. who are perverted specifically from a topping perspective, I love u. we are extremely hot. Also we are hanging out at the arcade while being this.

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rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from