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tfw everything kicks in at once

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ocelot when kaz sends back the proposal for Motherbase Square Dancing Night with the “REJECTED” stamp

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[X]

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“pussy ass bitch”

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is this legal? who allowed this???

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When you’re both embarrassed that this is the second time you’ve had to call poison control for each other

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When you travel 3,000 miles to shovel your family’s front deck. Merry Christmas 🎄

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            So I looked into your eyes and I saw the reflection                   Of a coward you and I both hate very much

                               [Indie Danganronpa oc written by Donut]                  

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feeblenightmare·: 

– The detective let out a sudden grunt the moment he was pinned to the ground, and he began to panic a bit.

   " W-Wait–! “

Shuichi pleaded and flinched, expecting the other to attack him at this point. But it seemed like it didn’t happen, thankfully. Opening his eyes, he looked at the other who seemed to be helping him. Well, it would be rude to not accept… Grabbing the other’s hand, he got up with the help of the taller male before brushing off any dirt on his body.

   ”A-Ah i-it’s uhm… I s-suppose you m-might have been misinformed then… “ 

His first guess would be Ouma, but it felt unlikely that someone like Ouma would tell him something like that. Was he going to attack an Ultimate Police student? 

    “ M-May I ask, are you e-expecting a match with someone? “ –

“Well, yeah. I need to prove there’s only room for ONE asshole out here.” Aritomo cracked his knuckles. He was dressed in the hopes peak assigned dress pants and button-down, a long yellow seatbelt being used as a normal belt. On top, he wore a black tactical vest. It wasn’t bulky, but it was easy to see that Aritomo was built under all those layers.

“Why do they even let such similar talents in here? Those bears are just looking for me to fight any fucker with a badge.” He crossed his arms with a huff, looking much more like a pouty child.

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nightmaresdetective‌: 

On this particular school morning, Shuichi was in the cafeteria, about to head over to see what he wanted for breakfast. When hearing the other call out to him, Shuichi stopped in his tracks and turned towards him, looking up at the taller man.

A small smile appearing on his face, he greets him. “Ah, Nomura-kun: good morning.” He didn’t know the other that well, but saw him as a friendly person. “It’s good: I was just about to see what I’ll want for breakfast. Same for you?”

“Course, I’m craving croissants, y’know what that does to a person?” Masuo rested his hand on his chest with a happy exhale. a small whistle through his teeth.

“Makes me a whole person again. Ready to take on whatever the hell this place throws at me!” He let out a gentle laugh.  “Why don’t you pull up a seat with me.” he patted Shuichi on the back, leading him in the cafeteria.

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feeblenightmare‌:

– Well, it seemed like the stronger male was hostile, and it sort of intimidated him. The moment he was tossed down, he bit his lower lip and tried to recollect his thoughts. Well, it seemed like the male left a lovely first impression already. Though, he’s not really one to judge on his hostile behavior.

   " …H-Huh? N-No I’m the Ultimate D-Detective. “

Stuttering as a response, he felt as if he might have made the situation a bit awkward. He didn’t comment on what he said about the last thing the taller male said, it’s true that he can’t exactly fight but he didn’t exactly like it when people would mention that.

Perhaps the other was searching for someone specific? Or he might have confused his Ultimate for someone else’s. Well, there was only one way to find out. –

“Of course your not! That’s what a cop WOULD say! Common you can’t hide from me!” 

Aritomo got down, pinning Shuichi to the ground. Now with his hands on him, he doesn’t feel what he imaged a police’s muscles to be. His face falls, his raised fist dipping down to hang by his side. 

“Y-you’re not, huh. I was looking forward to meeting a match. This sucks.” 

He stood up, lacking an apology until he looks back down to see him still on the ground. Putting his hand out, he offered to help the detective up. 

“Sorry I guess. It’s not my fault though, someone else told me.” 

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@feeblenightmare

“Hey! Quit squirming dumbass it’s like you are looking for a beat down.”  Aritomo patted Shuichi on the back, having rushed him and tossed him over his shoulder. For being a little under average height, Aritomo was strong. 

Pushing through the front door, he tossed Shuichi down gently.  “What’s your deal? You’re the ultimate officer aren't you? You can’t even fight!”

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First-Meeting Sentence Starters

Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:

"Uh, hi there."

"I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."

"Service here is TERRIBLE today!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Do you have a moment to talk?"

"Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"

"Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

"Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"

"Do you work here?"

"Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."

"Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."

"Are you from ____ or ____?"

"Hello, ____."

"I swear I've seen you on TV."

"Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."

"Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"

"Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"

"Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."

"Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"

"You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"

"H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"

"You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."

"It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"

"Where am I?"

"Get in! You're in danger!"

"Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"

"Grab the spare helmet and jump on."

"Are you playing ____?"

"Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"

"Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."

"I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."

"Have you seen a lost child around here?"

"I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."

"That coat isn't real fur, is it?"

"If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."

"Are we locked in here?"

"Can I use your phone?"

"Here, take my phone. No questions asked."

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

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Send 🎤 to catch my muse singing while they think nobody's around!

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( @nightmaresdetective ) 

“Well if it isn’t the renowned detective~” Masuo hummed, crossing his arms, a light smile adorrned. The graverobber towered over Shuichi, but due to his kind and dreamy demeanor it wasn’t threatening.

“How is your morning Saihara?” He said with a nod, his eyes closing peacfully, much like a lounging cat.

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”