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"ONLY DR PEPPER CAN BANISH THE DARKNESS"
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college
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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Let us imagine that the last train has not yet left the station.
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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yesterday my friend accidentally attached this image of a dog to his discord message and I keep randomly thinking about it and laughing
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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one
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where's that post that's like "morrissey is insufferable. thank god only four of his albums with The Smiths and nine of his solo albums are timeless classics"
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