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I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"

Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."

Jason:

Dick: "..What?"

Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."

Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."

Damian: "What?"

Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."

Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."

Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."

Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."

Damian:

Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."

Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"

Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"

Bruce: "Now, I never said-"

Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"

Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"

Damian:

Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."

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Guys help I don't know what team to be on.

Last year's was easy cause I like stars

but this is putting both really cool cave things against each other!

Cause on one hand dinosaurs but on the other hand shiny

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i actually think the reason there’s such a fundamental lack of jason and duke team up content is because whenever they’re in the same room for more than three minutes duke will say some shit like ‘oh and this coming from the mothafucker who got oneshotted by a clown with a crowbar?’ and without missing a beat jason will easily respond with ‘ok and who oneshotted your parents, huh? why’re you here, foster boy?’ and bruce has banned them from conversing.

neither jason nor duke are even offended they just like how freaked out everybody else gets when they start going personal

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i am proud to say i’ve done the lords work (got my brother to listen to dndads again)

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ITS DONEEEEEEEEEEE

Heyyyy *leans in a super cool way onto the garbage bin outside of a goodwill* would you be open to.. heh... drawing teeny binder normal oak🩵🧡

oml i love this idea so much I WILL DRAW AS SOON AS I CANNNNN

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10/10 new lockscreen

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What if you HATED your DAD because of a CURSE and so you tried to STAB him which accidentally starts the APOCALYPSE and it's KIND OF your FAULT and now your DAD and his THREE FRIENDS have to try to STOP IT and they FAIL and RETIRE and now YOU and YOUR FRIENDS have to stop it and you end DOOMING an entire PLANE OF EXISTENCE to DEATH and you have an IDENTICAL TWIN whose wife you SLEPT WITH and now they have two kids who MIGHT be YOURS and your NEPHEW-SON is a WEIRDO even though you literally named him NORMAL and also your BUDDY who is the PRINCE OF HELL is MAD at you because you tried to DESTROY HELL and kill his CURRENT dad and also his UNCLE-DAD... Happened to my good friend Lark Oak-Garcia

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This is my contribution to this fandom happy pride month gang!!!

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Heyyyy *leans in a super cool way onto the garbage bin outside of a goodwill* would you be open to.. heh... drawing teeny binder normal oak🩵🧡

oml i love this idea so much I WILL DRAW AS SOON AS I CANNNNN

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I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.

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Dr. Sally Dog really brings the BDSM into a non-BDSM podcast with her man-sized cage for men.

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HC: Nick Close insists his full first name is Nickelodeon

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dungeons and daddies owes me millions in emotional damages…the father who stepped up…

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Francis farnsworth is so avatar of the slaughter coded

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maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way

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Lincoln: I'm so hungry I could eat Yeet Bigly

Grant:

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He lookin