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YIPPPEEEEEEE I FOUND ITTTTTT

i got a new backpack cause im starting uni in the fall and started to move my pins over

I DROPPED THE BACK TO MY SCAM LIKLY PIN SOBBINGGGGG

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LONELY avatar vs lonely AVATAR

meme commissions open!

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I love the fics where the bats don’t know that dick was renegade during his teen titans era and randomly catch him doing weird shit

Jason and dick mid heated fight they’re both pinned and dick loses both his escrima sticks Jason’s injured and all of a sudden he gets really focused grabs Jason’s guns and starts firing with deadly accuracy shooting to incapacitate rather than kill or maim

Jason: what the f u c k

dick: what?

Jason: since when are you a fucking sharp shooter???

dick: …

dick: uh it’s a long story

Jason: No fucking way don’t long story me bitch tell me when the hell you learned to aim like that

dick: incoherent mumbles

Jason: what?

dick: deathstroke the terminator

Jason: are you fucking serious?????

dick: what! You’re not the only one who’s allowed to have a rebellious teenage phase

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Batfamily headcannons but as shit my brothers, dad and I do and have said: ___

Jason: So, when really thinking about it, out of all the league members, Wonder Woman is the best

Tim: Jay, wha-

Jason: *still talking about wonder woman while getting up and grabbing a knife in the kitchen and sitting with it for no reason*

Tim: Yeah... uhm sure *slowly backs away*

Jason: *Pauses - notices Tim backing away, the knife in his hand and the lime he had picked up in his other hand*

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: >:) *starts creepily following Tim while slowly cutting the lime*

Tim: Dick! Jason is threatening me!

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*in the airport, in line to board the plane*

Bruce: *turns too his hoard of children and very much unplanned says* Remember, Keep it secret...

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and any other child: Keep it safe.

(they had watched lord of the rings two days prior)

___

Tim: I can scream louder

Damian: No, I can

Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tim: wait, lets harmonize

Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *But now it's pretty*

Jason from somewhere upstairs: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Dick: Jason can do a really good Pigeon impression, Jason go

Jason: what no, why would I- *proceeds to do a perfect pigeon impression*

Jason: But when I went to france they sounded different so it was more like *proceeds to do perfect pigeon impression with apparently a french accent*

Dick: See?!

Random Gala person: What the hell?

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Damian: I have a crush.

Jason and Tim: WHAT?!

Damian: Yes, it is normal, now, do not tell Grayson

Tim: Why?

Damian: Because I'm going to taunt him for the next month that I have something big to tell him but that I shouldn't

Jason: You're mean and I love it.

Tim: I thought Dick was your favorite?

Damian: Exactly which means I must treat him as a brother should through sheer annoyance.

*later*

Dick: Dammmiiiiii it's been weeks, come on!!

Jason and Tim smirking: Honestly it's huge news Dick but he probably shouldn't say anything.

Dick: wait..... YOU GUYS KNOW??? WHAT IS IT???

Jason, Tim, and Damian: >:)

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Enjoy me imparting my families chaos upon their's

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I need a fic where Jason provokes Bruce at the wrong time on the wrong day and Bruce just bursts into tears

Like, uncontrollable sobs and he can’t stop himself

Bruce is stuttering out apologies and trying his best to stop but he just can’t and Jason plus anyone else in the room is staring silently in horror, not know what to fucking do

Then Alfred comes and he leads Bruce away while staring back at Jason with the scariest glare he’s ever given in his entire life

And the rest of the kids are like “That was weird, wonder what’s up with Bruce?” Or “Shit, did Bruce get drugged and we didn’t notice?” And they’re all unnerved

While Jason is all “Oh my gosh I made my Dad cry.” And is having a crisis

I think that would be fun.

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That one moment in ep 1

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Duke: I'm such a bad person but in a funny way. Like I'm inviting a bunch of my siblings who hate each other to go bowling for my birthday just to see how they interact. Hopefully they fight.

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i got a new backpack cause im starting uni in the fall and started to move my pins over

I DROPPED THE BACK TO MY SCAM LIKLY PIN SOBBINGGGGG

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Despite Henry being the magical one in the relationship and literally possessing superpowers, Mercedes and him still fit into the “Goddess and Just Some Guy” trope. In this essay, I will-

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ok but why is Martin convinced that everybody tryna steal his girl.

Like buddy. Your girl is an evil eldritch fear entity in the form of a 5 foot negative three skinny depressed snooty rat man with no ass and undiagnosed autism who hasn’t showered in a month, is probably a closeted theatre kid, and is a total bitch to everyone he knows including you. I promise you you’re not in danger.

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Robin's Legacy

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rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

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Tim: the voices in my head want me to murder people.

Dick: that's just Jason on your comm.

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something something generational emotional over regulation something

[speedpaint]

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@jason-todd-week

Day 5 P: Jason Meets Damian in the League of Assassins

Sketchier style but i couldn't decide on a pose

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WHATTTT how did i not know about thissss

I dont know why but hearing Anthony Burch and Brennan Lee Mulligan together on one podcast playing a ttrpg together is making me tear up????? It's like my two babies meeting and getting along and making eachother laugh???? I might be mentally unwell

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LOOK AT HIM!!!