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ok one part of monkey man thats really sticking with me is when sita fucking brains queenie with the tray like a badass and it does in fact rule. and its far from the most brutal thing shown in that movie or even that scene alone like its a damn bloodbath in there holy SHIT the fight scenes are so visceral i love it. anyway. i love the moment after that. a lesser movie wouldve let sita have her badass revenge and then shed stand there all bloodied like a vengeful badass and her and the kid would have a moment of badass to badass communication and then he would move on, the whole thing would take 15 seconds tops. but they stop for a full. like a minute i think. as shes suddenly a murderer, and realizing shes a murderer, and him completely understanding what that moment feels like, and her understanding that he understands, and then he slowly, gently, takes the murder weapon away from her and. augh. after all the blood and death in the whole thing and before the final confrontations (before the whole "noooo the cycle of violence dont kill meeee" thing) they take this minute of trauma and empathy to acknowledge that yes, sometimes violence is justified and necessary, but you cant do these things and walk away from it okay. thats something that tends to get lost in a lot of action movies, and it adds a lot more weight to all the brutal fucking violence throughout the movie. great character moment for the kid too. christ

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so turns out this shit is too dire even for the hotline man.

he sent me a list of self care ideas.

thanks bruv ill just look at my notes again, see if that helps.

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In honor of lesbian day today I will be fantasizing about six (6) horny lesbians in my bed. All at once. Feeling and licking and biting me. Not that I don’t do that every day but today it’s more special. Best holiday imo

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new vibrator a resounding success, innovation that EXCITES BITCH

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[texting a friend 2 minutes after they see me on tumblr obsessively posting about disgusting sexual violence fantasies] daamn who's ready for soup weather 🍲😋 #soupweather

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Chappell Roan for Rolling Stone

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Pin me down and do what you want with me 😍

(In all reality, the constant terror I have of losing control means that I fantasize about losing control in a way that I def should talk to my therapist about) (also, I'm a people pleaser so the idea of someone telling me what to do (or making me do something) simply for their own pleasure...) (service switch core 👉👈)

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Living is absurd, so is sex, be normal about things and keep it trucking

Don't much care for the whole "I will no longer do this Normal Thing if I suspect someone watching me might have a fetish for it." like, y'all this is why people are censoring their damn feet in otherwise-innocuous photos.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

So please for fucks sake live your damn life. Don't contort your entire existence around the fear of the possibility that you might maybe possibly inadvertently turn someone on a little sometimes. This too is a fetish.

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For y'all android girls lovers :3

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craving the intimacy of violence all by yourself queen?

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Uh, date night?

[Full up on the patreon]

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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

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sooooooo when he finally put it in, I gasped so hard and fast that I gave myself vertigo

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Bi-donna you moved me