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how I imagine Kevin joining the foxes

alr posted this on twitter but it’s too funny to not post here too

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AFTG Bottoms AU

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JUST FINISHED CHAPTER NINETEEN OF THE GOLDEN RAVEN AND I AM NOT OK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SKRUNKY BABY NEIL AND MY KNIFE KING ANDREW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM

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Coming to get you

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inspired by this post , credit to @addisong for the idea

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And if I said jabberwocky licking Jean’s face when he falls asleep but Jean only registers something wet and instinctively lashes out . And then obviously he realizes what it was but now jabberwocky is cowering from him.

And then later Jeremy / the girls return and Jean is crying and cradling the dog (a rare sight) and they’re like ?!?!?!?! And Jean’s like 😭😭 he’s so small and I scared him and I didn’t mean it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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gansey rsl gay little hand to mouth redraw <33

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just seen an eye-opening fanart because OHMYGOD Gansey and Kevin WOULD bond over HISTORY

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I will never ship Thea and Kevin now that I’ve internalized their 4 year age difference means Thea would have been 18 and Kevin fucking 14 when they met. And her staying back her fifth year from court so reads as her waiting for him to finally be “legal” like a fucking pedophile.

And there’s also Roland and Andrew in a similar place with even bigger age gap like BRUH Nora what happened to you to make you think that’s appropriate??

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Tickets/bookmarks for the final match in TKM

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Kevin "I Won't Tell You I Care But I Will Always Ask You If You Are Able To Play To Make Sure You Are Fine After All" Day

Kevin "I Won't Talk About Any Of My Shit But If You Want To Talk About Riko I Know What It Is Like So I Am Open To That" Day

Kevin "I Have Kept My Father A Secret For Two Years But I Will Out Him So The Press Will Turn The Attention To Me And Forget About You" Day

Kevin "I Will Take Care Of Your Binder And Won't Look At It Because I Know How Much It Means To You" Day

Kevin "I Will Tell You To Run Even If You Are One Of The Best Assets Of My Team So You Can Survive" Day

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CHAT BIG BIG BIG NEWS

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WAHHH SOMEONE MADE A REAL T-SHIRT INSPIRED BY MY POST

THIS IS SO COOL!!

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Cody being a mama’s bean confirmed. Cody green wild hair confirmed. Jean being a little judgy always. Cody being a smug shit about not having to dye their hair like Jeremy to be blond. Cat going “yep that explains it.” Beautiful.

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Jeans’s accent getting thicker and thicker when he cries and Jeremy holding him to his chest trying to help and calm him down but having to say “sweetheart I can’t understand you” in the most pained voice ever heard