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Sewis/Brocedes Soulmates Au

I love AUsoulmates, it gives me years of life, and now, it just so happens that it gived me an idea.

You know like, the AU where you have to names written in your body, one from your true love and one from your worst enemy and that got me thinking.

Because imagine Lewis having both Nico's and Sebastian's name.

It would start being very obvious to him like, obviously Nico is his best mate and now he just gotta find the other poor fucker and be careful. So he keeps going happily with his life until in F1 he finds himself in front of annoying twink Sebastian Vettel winning the world championship and Lewis just thinks: "Alright then, so this is the bitch."

And they fight and they keep it tense and it's actually pretty great, because Seb's an annoying cocky little shit that will happily fall in the villains roll, but he also is funny, a little nerdy, passionate and despite everything, frank.

So Lewis is having a little bit of a crisis and then 2016 happens, where everything goes to shit and nothing is clear anymore.

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Which element in the Avatar the last Airbender do you think would each f1 driver bend?

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Out of all the elements, I love earthbending the best. It's more solid and grounded. You can see every move they make and you can see how much effort it takes in each move to bend the earth. I just love it.

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He was so mad about it 🤣

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🎥: Formula 1

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and if carlos sainz and nico hulkenberg are teammates again in 2026 then what ?

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Lance isn't the amateur some may think...

(forget about two hulkenbergs on stats 💀)

📷@f1.line

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Merc inviting Trans driver and activist Charlie Martin to the factory to give a talk to the team- I’m fine I’m

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I heard Galex stardew valley AU?????

YEAH richboy George comes to claim the farm his late grandfather willed to him, and meets carpenter/Mr. Fix It/Jack-of-all-trades/handyman/country boy Alex? Been steaming on this one for a while now actually! It's going to be a LOOOONG fic, but here's just a little excerpt from the Flower Dance for funsies.

"I'm going to assume you've danced before?"

George looks at Alex like he has fifteen heads and all the audacity the world can offer. Alex knows well enough that George comes from old money and is all but packaged up with a Pedigree; there's no doubt slow dancing was one of many things he had been forced to do in his younger years to appease family members and their distinguished (re: rich) guests. However, there is no denying just how amusing it is to see the genuine shock and offense on George's face over such a simple remark.

"I didn't ask you to dance with me so you could be rude." is all George says in response, and Alex is surprised at just how well he's managing to keep the annoyance out of his tone.

"Not my intention. Apologies." Alex whispers into the shell of George's ear, pulling him in closer so that their bodies are pressed together comfortably. His hand easily finds George's and he laces their fingers with little fuss, settling his free arm at a rather cautious location above George's hip.

The music has yet to play, but it won't be much longer before the festival begins and all of the couples paired up in line will cascade into the soft, intimate rhythm of their annual Flower Festival dance. Interestingly enough, as he and George stand pressed chest to chest waiting for their moment to shine, Alex can feel the rapid-fire thrum of George's heartbeat knocking viciously against his own. His smile, for all his efforts to keep it from blooming, is not subtle.

"Nervous, city boy?"

"What - no! No, I'm perfectly fine, thank you." George sputters out like his life depends on it, ever indignant to be the subject of Alex's merciless teasing.

Alex's smile only grows tenfold. "Uh huh, that's why your heart's beating so hard, right?"

"I - no its -- you can feel it?"

"It's drumming right up against mine, George. You have no secrets."

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alex_albon: I hope we get oolong better next year Shanghai circuit 🍵 谢谢 China!

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let him cook!

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oh he did it x

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The royal couple meeting their people 💚

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Adrian has my respect for stepping away from that team after what they did to her

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Fernando stands by his man