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yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

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I can’t focus long enough to throw colors on this. OTL

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In which Josuke learns how to do his hair + makeup from the worlds best mom!

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Bruh I’m a lot older than four now and I still do this.

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Awww

Blind Dog Gets Excited After Identifying Owner by Sniffing him. ❤️ 

(Source)

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Lol

👁️ constant vigilance 

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Kaede in Wonderland 🍄🐇🌳

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I love this so much.

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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A depressed dysphoric mess.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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What

The

Fuck

hey so it turns out bats can be like

big

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Date Night.

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Today’s sponsor is NOT audible

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I was looking through the AppStore and “stud finder” was one of the suggested terms. I thought this meant something completely different than what it actually was.

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What about the random impulse to make pizza bagels and down all the orange juice like a crazed gremlin at three in the morning?

What I should do when I’m tired: sleep.

What I’m actually doing? Busying myself with various projects around my room while coming to this decisive conclusion that I must go and consume every slice of bread in the kitchen. Nothing else, just bread.