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Sometimes I think a way to feel more normal about having "out there" kinks (if this is something you worry about) is to consider what base desire said kinks fulfil

Like a lot of queer people being into all sorts of tf and inflation kinks doesn't really surprise me at all when those kinks and their relative scenarios all exist somewhere on the spectrum of bodily autonomy (having it removed to expressing it fully and freely), something that we are constantly facing in real life and thus may desire to play around with it in fantasy

Some kinks also have a lot of sensory elements to consider, which may appeal neuro diverse people, be that the tactile nature of gaining weight, the imagined sensation of turning into slime or the sensory deprivation of being put into some kind of machine for kinky reasons

I just find it really interesting because people love to clown on "weirder" kinks that lean into the physically impossible, but to the people who enjoy them they might be fulfilling the same kind of base desire as more "accepted" kinks like bondage or hypnosis, and I think that's important to remember

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“Come on big guy don´t be shy, this photo is gonna be on the cover do a big big flex for us!”

He’s not used to being this huge, Please be nice to him! 💪🐯

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trying to watch things for an actor you find hot is like

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i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

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just rememvered that guy on tiktok whos been spraying his hands with dog medicine to make them hard as fuck and how the last time i saw him he was capable of sanding soft wood down with the palm of his hand

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jigsaw couldn’t run total drama for shit but if Chris McLean got a hold of the saw traps I don’t think anyone would be alive in the franchise

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Alphonse is one of the characters of all time I think about him constantly. He’s a 14 year old boy’s soul stuck in a giant scary suit of armor. He’s a gentleman and he’s kind and he has good conflict deescalation skills but his body is a giant scary suit of armor. He befriends every evil henchman he comes across. He loves kittens. He’s a little shit to his older brother sometimes, as all younger brothers are. But his body is a giant scary suit of armor. Arakawa really popped off with Alphonse

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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

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Dogsongs 4 (Fan-made)

An unofficial addition to the retired Dogsong Medley series by @chongoblog

Be sure to pay your respects to the originals and also go wish Ryan a happy birthday!

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thinking transmasc jade thoughts 🫂

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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This gif is outrageous

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