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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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let's observe with mama

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Let's laugh on mama

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A beautiful ballerina

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[11/30 days of baseball: favorite veteran player] ➜ adrian beltre

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having a normal one on twitter

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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

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🔥 Korfball🌍

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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

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ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others

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lolita111000

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