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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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been in hysterics over this gif for like 3 hours. washing her
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they should give me the bachelors degree for being a kind soul
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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
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I try very hard to be normal at work but they know..
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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are
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if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it
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