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by 2030 95% of newborn babies will be named either Undertale or Homestuck. or both. & the remaining 5% will be pomni
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for as long as i can remember i have had the philosophers spirit. and for longer still i have been a little pervert
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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asking for help at work feels like being stabbed 400 times then getting run over by three trucks and shot like one thousand times
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