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Hozier performing Sweet Thing by Van Morrison at Fenway tonight.
📹 momsloveharry on TikTok
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girl i am so sorry but as someone who just went through hell (studying for the lsat), if my emotionally repressed older brother came out of fucking nowhere to try and convince me to give up everything i’ve worked for to go after my missing deadbeat dad, i’d have rocked his shit so hard that the earth’s rotation would’ve reversed. rip to sam winchester but i’m built different.
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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the world moved on from WAP. but I never did
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Шакальное качество ведь все лучшее для вас
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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things that haunt me
sam never found out that phone call wasn't from dean
cas never knew how dean broke after he died
dean never knew cas called it a werepire
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army
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