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bolithesenate · 13 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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bolithesenate · 13 hours
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bolithesenate · 13 hours
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kyberllcore:
Cal: I feel like a vibe more with a natural crystal than a synth one but also the Force is a little more *tempermental* about its intended purpose with natural kyber. Synth crystals sure the Force still resonates and they speak but natural ones have VERY STRONG OPINIONS AND TELL YOU TO SEE A THERAPIST AND TRY TO PARENT YOU IF ITS YOUR MASTER’S CRYSTAL AND-
"Master's crystal... " The Pantoran Jedi recalls the last time he held it, albeit briefly, during a technical checkup of the sabers. "It felt like an old targon that could give me a riddle if i woke it up, like from the Tython Story Chronicles, you know? Felt like it's seen many things." Nodding to himself. "That's it, natural crystals are just so! old! They've seen the planet grow. And the synth ones, um, you grow them yourself and they know only you and the Force. Maybe in one thousand years they will also have opinions?"
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bolithesenate · 15 hours
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Its from that meme
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bolithesenate · 17 hours
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bolithesenate · 18 hours
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bolithesenate · 18 hours
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MOOD!
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bolithesenate · 20 hours
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For the ask game - 5, 7, 18 for dooku?
5) Out of all your fanworks that include Dooku, which is your favourite?
If I had to tell people to just read one of my Dooku fics, I think it would be Milk Run.
I think it's my best Jedi Dooku character work, and I loved writing his dynamics with Qui-Gon, Jocasta Nu, and Sifo-Dyas. It's a longer work, but hey, fuck being self-deprecating, I'd vouch for every page of that shit: if someone gets to the end of chapter two, where Dooku very awkwardly and earnestly tries to explain Jedi sex life to Qui-Gon, and doesn't love the fic by then, I'll give the reader a free coupon for… uh, *turns out pockets* I guess an essay on Legends/EU. :D :D ??
7)Is there a piece of clothing you think Dooku is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?
I go with the characterization from the novels that Dooku is very fastidious about his Jedi uniform, keeping it all neat and perfect, very rarely if ever out of uniform. Like Sifo-Dyas and Jocasta Nu's depictions, he's got those warmer colored tan/gold/cream/warm brown Jedi tunics with the little flourishy gold detail work on the sleeves and hems.
I like this because it's fun to write the rare times when he needs to be out of uniform for a mission or something, and he's completely awkward about it. And it's fun foil with my headcanon that Sifo-Dyas is out of uniform a LOT with his underworld work. I like imagining them side by side looking like they came out of different eras.
Seer of the Cosmic Force, fated to speak with the froth of doom on his lips? No, it's that guy over there in the hoodie and the manbun, trying to convince the barista to take a coupon for a complimentary drip coffee but instead give him a free extra large matcha frappe with a five squirts of coconut syrup and extra whip.
18)Type Dooku's name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word
You know, I tried this in my SMS to see if it would give me a different answer than my previous, and got "Dooku cleaned"
Hmmmmmmm. *making direct eye contact with Sifo-Dyas*
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bolithesenate · 20 hours
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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bolithesenate · 21 hours
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bolithesenate · 23 hours
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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Butterflies and moths
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bolithesenate · 1 day
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Another random thing from the first drafts of The Book I Am Not Working On was that the Empress had a man whose entire job was keeping her bed warm. He's just there 24/7. Bedbound from being clinically depressed. I don't think I ever even gave him a name, or a story of how exactly they ended up in this arrangement. That's just something the monarch dictator of a continent-spanning empire does with her free time. Has some guy in her bed whose whole job is to be there waiting for her, listen to her rant about her day, and be the little spoon.
Emotional support bedrotting guy.
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bolithesenate · 1 day
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"
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bolithesenate · 1 day
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i actually think that the driver to break the ferrari curse and become the first ferrari champion since kimi raikkonen should be kimi antonelli. his father, an italian man, an italian racing driver at that, saw through the ferrari mirage and was so moved by the artistry of a finnish mclaren driver that he named his only son after him. 16 days later kimi raikkonen signed with ferrari. a year later he won his championship and became ferrari's last world champion. kimi has only one heir. his name is kimi
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bolithesenate · 2 days
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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"
Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"
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