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king princess can like.........get it
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i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro
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android users think they’re like communists or something
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Merlyn Wood: MERLYN
bearface: hhnngnghh Yeaah ooh aaaah ooh hnnmmm yeah yea
this is literally every brockhampton song ever
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just wanna let you know that i’m a hoe for dominic fike
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i’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. love or hate billie eilish she’s the voice of a generation like what is more gen z than horror-pop that’s catchy and showy but also a cry for help from a terrifying reality like
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when you die, instead of your life flashing before your eyes, it’s noel and cody doing a “that’s cringe” about your life
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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
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Happy to see Wikipedia is acknowledging this absolute classic.
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“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
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not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
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