HOW CAN SOMEONE LOOK THIS AMAZING
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Stop you is so nasty lol
Girl who wants you to keep doing nasty shit (via sobeitjayt)
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Rihanna literally got her friend a piñata that had money, candy, and vibrators in it, liiiike…
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why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
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Wedding vows
Me: damn you really fuck wit me
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Be picky about who you fuck, love and befriend.
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