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I HAVE ACHIEVED,ULTIMATE POLYCULE.

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Somno with Ford and Stan pines (fem!reader)

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౨ৎ Stanley Pines

Stan’s the type of man who likes to think he’s seen it all, done it all, but the sight of you lying there, all innocent, soft breaths coming out as you sleep? God, it does something to him. He’s never been good at denying himself, and you? You’re the one thing he can’t keep his hands off. He’d hover over you, his rough fingers sliding along the curve of your waist, tugging at the edge of your panties, just to feel your warmth.

“You’ve no idea what you do to me, princess,” he’d whisper, watching your brows furrow in sleep. He’d chuckle, feeling the twitch in his cock as he strokes himself while watching you squirm in your sleep, your soft quiet needy little moans filling the room. He’s not about to hold back, not when you’re so perfect for him like this, laying there all cute and innocent, literally begging him to take you, your voice so angelic. Stan’s hands would grip your thighs, parting them as he mutters, “You’re such a cute little thing when you’re all sleepy, ain’t ya?” 

He would slide your panties to the side, letting his thick fingers rub along your slit, feeling how wet you’ve already become. You tremble. “So cute. . . look at this mess for me already.” his cock would be hard as a rock as he lines it up, pressing slowly, watching the way you push your hips back toward him, even in your sleep, awwwh, so cute, you’re so desperate for him even when you’re not awake. “don’t worry, dollface. I’ll take care of my girl.” he’d whisper, treating you like his personal little treasure.

Stan wouldn’t be gentle either, not tonight, thrusting into you with a low groan, his cock throbbing. “Mhmm, you’re so tight, you feel, aaghh, so good. just like I knew you would.” his hands would grip your hips, pulling you back to meet his every thrust. He’d lean over, his breath hot against your ear, “C’mon, baby, let me hear those little noises, know you love this cock.” he wouldn’t stop until you’re both a mess of sweat and moans, his thrusts would grow harder, faster, the bed creaking under the force of his weight, your sleepy whines driving him closer to the edge.

౨ৎ Stanford Pines

Ford’s a man of control, of logic and all related things, but when it comes to you, you make him lose his mind. He knows it’s wrong, knows he should stop, but the way you lay there, your legs spread. . . he can’t look away. He’d stand there for a moment, fighting the urge, but his hand would already be palming his pulsing cock through his pants, groaning as his fingers wrap around the base, stroking slowly. How badly he needs you.

His breathing stops when he finally touches you, not fully realizing that it’s all real, present.

He’d kneel at the side of the bed, eyes locked on your cute, swollen clit as he slides your panties down, watching how you twitch in your sleep. “i shouldn’t, i can’t. . . but fuck, you’re so wet for me,” you’d shift in your sleep, arching your back. “im so sorry, sweetheart.” he whispers, but he doesn’t stop, doesn’t pull back, instead of it, his fingers spread your folds and he runs his finger over your wet entrance, collecting your wetness. His hands shaking slightly. 

You shift in your sleep, again, a soft moan slipping from your lips when Ford’s finger starts circling your sensitive bundle. His fingers would press into your soaked pussy, curling inside you as he mumbles against your skin, “Bet you’ve dreamt of this, haven’t you? dreamt of me filling you up.” his tip would be leaking by now as he’s unable to hold back any longer. “Such a good girl for me.” he’d whisper as he lines up his cock with your dripping cunt, sliding in slowly, feeling how tight you are around him, but oh god, you feel like heaven. His control would snap as he bottoms out, groaning, “Mmmhm, darling, you feel s-so good.”

Ford would fuck you slow and gentle, savoring every second, every soft moan that escapes your lips. “So perfect, so fuckin’ tight. . . need to fill you up, sweetheart.” 

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I can't get over it.

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This isn't even to mention the cultural significance of nicotine. Specifically to Americans.

Or the fact that if it wasn't mass produced by sleezy companies it would be 100 times safer

Or that the exact same could be said for that line about cigarettes.

The fear mongering is crazy.

Hey this is in no way a 'you should vape' post but I'm looking at actual research about vapes and um

Formaldehyde and other dehydes are found more prevalent in cooking and campfires than vapes

(Acetaldehyde is found in bread)

Not to mention that both of these are only created in a DRY PUFF or in literal terms by hitting a vape with no juice (one article even literally said "which no paper can even handle)

Popcorn lungs is a very VERY rare form of bronchitis that has been found in factory workers (IN CIGARETTE FACTORIES)

diethylene glycol is found in knock of vapes, and even so is also used AS A FOOD ADDITIVE

Oh yeah, and the ncbi has literally said that it could be used to treat anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, ALZHEIMER'S, REDUCE BIRTH PAIN BY 40%

And they LITERALLY said in this article that the reason it's not used as a medication is because it would not be lucrative.

So like, yeah. I really don't think it's that bad.

Idk tho. Do your own research I guess

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Hey this is in no way a 'you should vape' post but I'm looking at actual research about vapes and um

Formaldehyde and other dehydes are found more prevalent in cooking and campfires than vapes

(Acetaldehyde is found in bread)

Not to mention that both of these are only created in a DRY PUFF or in literal terms by hitting a vape with no juice (one article even literally said "which no paper can even handle)

Popcorn lungs is a very VERY rare form of bronchitis that has been found in factory workers (IN CIGARETTE FACTORIES)

diethylene glycol is found in knock of vapes, and even so is also used AS A FOOD ADDITIVE

Oh yeah, and the ncbi has literally said that it could be used to treat anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, ALZHEIMER'S, REDUCE BIRTH PAIN BY 40%

And they LITERALLY said in this article that the reason it's not used as a medication is because it would not be lucrative.

So like, yeah. I really don't think it's that bad.

Idk tho. Do your own research I guess

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I feel like I could go into online marketing so bad

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minecraft trailer

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Hate him but he is my breed of autistic.

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

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Why do we constantly have to have “humans get transported to another world” storylines when it comes to live action adaptations? Why can’t it just be in-media-res? Why can’t the Minecraft movie follow the novelization where a guy randomly awakens in Minecraft with no idea who he is and just needs to learn how to survive… you know… LIKE HOW THE GAME IS. Why do we gotta bring people from outside the game world into Minecraft? Why do they look human but everything else is a CGI nightmare? You couldn’t pull a Detective Pikachu and just set your god damn plot IN Minecraft from the start?

And most importantly …

WHY CAN’T THE WHOLE MOVIE JUST BE ANIMATED? You’re already animating like 95% of the film already, just fucking make an animated film.

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Also how is it a debate if they're gay when he said he was sexually attracted to wolverines corpse

Watching Deadpool vs wolverine and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME LET HIM BE AN AVENGER

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Watching Deadpool vs wolverine and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME LET HIM BE AN AVENGER

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it occurred to me that in the immediate aftermath of defeating cassandra, logan would have no clothes to wear, so he probably ended up in whatever random shit wade had lying around which to Me means gigantic t shirts and shorts that sit low iykwim 👀 anyway this is sort of a morning after thing

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I just noticed the biggest difference between MCU Logan and Fox Logan. MCU Logan has embraced his inner animal! He is running on all fours during the fight, his senses are over the top, he is way more aware and aggressive! He has surrendered, given in to his primal urges and is in touch with his wild side. The very thing previous Logan always fought against and was scared of. But instead of turning into a cruel and mindless monster, it has made him complete. He has accepted his mutation with everything it comes with and that has made him stronger! And that is why THIS Wolverine is the most powerful!

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