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Yusuke Kitagawa and Clothing Choices
Bonus doodles. Akechi glasses and Yusuke listening to mcr for the first time
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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
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btw you should absolutely read stuff you don't agree with. you should think critically about it. you should reflect and find different stimuli and maybe even form your own thought based on or opposed to it. ideas aren't contagious and reading words someone else has told you are "bad" won't infect you like a virus and make you "evil". read with your own brain.
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Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭
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Exploring more my two-headed horse idea which I’ve decided to name “corsels” - an offshoot of the spanish word for noble steed, ‘corcel’.
Wanted to have some fun with coats, some organic and others not so, to see how they could look like in wild, domestic, or even fantasy/high fiction settings. Admittedly I wanted to originally call the “faux single” pinto head coat “the oreo” because that’s exactly what I was going for - but didn’t think it may fit well in many other settings aside from our modern one. I changed it to “faux single” because the pattern is supposed to create the illusion that the double heads look like a single one when both faced forward.
We’ll be exploring saddle and rein ideas soon. Heavily studying what horse team reins look like as they will likely be the strongest candidate, but we’ll see alternate variations as well.
That being said, I want to express that the Corsels are FREE TO USE for your own stories, RPs, DnD campaigns, and/or other fictional settings. I only authorize its use for fun, not for profit.
Have fun!
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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention
‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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It’s really odd to me when people criticize Shadowheart for being “racist” towards the Githyanki while ignoring that Githyanki are actual racial supremacists who murder other humanoids on sight. Even Lae’zel admits this. Distrusting the Githyanki is not like distrusting Tieflings because they look like Devils, the Githyanki actually are an evil and dangerous group with few exceptions. They see all other races as “worms” compared to them to enslave or exterminate. I’m not saying Shadowheart doesn’t have biases but distrusting the Githyanki isn’t really one of them, that’s completely logical. Lae’zel is the exception not the rule and even she is still pretty racist towards any non-gith and is mostly tolerating us because she needs help getting to the “cure”. Obviously she grows so much from there and this isn’t me hating on Frogwife, not at all, but it’s just bizarre to call Shadowheart “racist” for not being cozy with the race who just killed all her friends and nearly killed her but not Lae’zel calling any non-gith Tav “servant” and “worm”.
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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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