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why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
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love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
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The Grape-Vine Swing, 1895
unknown photographer
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#the first time i went to the casino after turning 18 had me like....#i have not gone back since like man at least losing early in balatro just wastes my time not money >:/
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reposting because op was fash

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To help offset the current cost of living, I am open for commissions!
I am open to drawing almost anything, but if it's outside my comfort zone, I will let you know. Here are a few things that I will be extremely pleased to be paid to draw: Your original characters or D&D PCs, character sheets, fan art, monsters/creatures, anthro/furry, pet portraits, meme redraws, YouTube headers/thumbnails, and profile icons.
How to commission me:
★ Check the bottom of this post to see if I have any slots open.
★ Email me at [email protected] with a request, and describe what you need me to draw for you.
★ Payment will be up front and through PayPal ONLY.
★ From the point of payment, your commission will take up to 30 days to complete. If you impose a tighter deadline, there will be a surcharge.
★ I will work with you through every step of the process, and send you updates as I work on your commission.
★ I will present you with the original un-watermarked piece in multiple sizes, but after the piece is complete, no additional adjustments will be made.
Here's my pricing for the different levels of my work:
LINE WORK
Bust: $20
Waist-up: $30
Full body: $40
Full scene: $50
Additional characters: $20

FLAT COLOR
Bust: $30
Waist-up: $40
Full body: $60
Full scene: $80
Additional characters: $30
FULL COLOR
Bust: $60
Waist-up: $80
Full body: $100
Full scene: $130
Additional characters: $50
ICONS
Line work: $15
Flat color: $30
Full color: $50
★ SLOTS ARE AVAILABLE! EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED. ★
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dogs dogs dogs dogs
1. Dalmatians!
2. Australian Cattledogs
3. Staghounds!
4. Basenjis
5. Bichon Frises
6. Jack russell terriers
7. Chihuahuas
8. Border collies
9. German pinscher s
10. Greyhounds
11. Odis (honourary !)
12. Havanese or Maltese** (they’re not that similar i just couldnt decide who to put here)
@dalmatianstaghound
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i haven't seen one of my faves in idk how long so im going to repost it myself for my enjoyment💅
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.
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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
#this is true but they take them out post-delivery which is fucked if you ask me#let kids have their venom glands
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