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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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instead of anything productive, here is an incomplete compilation of misc parts of the jojo wiki i enjoy / find funny as fuck

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Sigourney Weaver on the set of Alien (1979)

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

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metrics of success

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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When you rot in the dirt and ground the worms and bugs won't eat your embarrassing cringe worthy fail body

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MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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in honor of the tomatoes I just planted out back 🍅

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A RARE FABERGÉ JEWELLED CITRINE MODEL OF A MOUSE, ST PETERSBURG, CIRCA 1900

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