bonkeesconfessions

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i think paul mccartney has the face of kewpie doll And he is also built like one a little bit. he looks like he should be holding a comically large lollipop with a rainbow pinwheel hat on and he is So Small that it flies him up into the air. Also he's wearing a little sailor uniform. This is my fantasy"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i want to put davy through the washing machine"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"paul is slowly becoming my favorite beatle and i feel bad about it. I'm just so obsessed with everything he does."

[bonkeesconfessions]

"I cant stop seeing the monkees meatlocker box wherever i go it has gotten so bad that when i buy things that are square shaped in the store i think about the fucking box. I am also trapped the monkee curse is real and i will never get out"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"my father went to school with sean lennon! It was at the private boarding school ‘Institut Le Rosey in Rolle’ in Switzerland. I think it was around 1988 or 87’"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"sometimes when i’m depressed i just think about paul’s ass in help the movie so i can lighten up. also he and linda are my favourite lesbian couple"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i think john would have had it in him to be the gay monkee but he would have suffered"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i wish davy was a little purse dog i would make him wear a cunty little sweater and put clips in his hair"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"if paul mccartney was a doll i’d try to hand feed him carrots and grains like a horse and then clean up his chin with a little rag and then tuck him into bed and read him a beautiful bedtime story"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i wholeheartedly believe john lennon and mike nesmith were having freaknasty sex on the regular"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"Paul mccartney should eat his guitar on stage with a fork & knife it might make him more interesting"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"if john lennon was an axe murderer i would honestly lose a bit of my self-preservation skills i will be honest"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i wish. Peter tork was a beanie baby type toy like he would he soft with big dark sparkly eyes i would sleep with the tork toy on my bed every night and take care of him so sweetly but if mike3nesmith was a toy he'd be a nasty barbie doll and i would cut his hair badly and draw on his face and leave him in the sun until all the pigment in his shtty little arms and legs has faded complete ly"

[bonkeesconfessions]

"Paul McCartney is just like me for real."

[bonkeesconfessions]

"i think micky dolenz is the only monkee with enough mental fortitude to join the beatles"