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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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See No Evil.

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u’ve heard of “he would not fucking say that” now get ready for “he would not fucking own anything with a pride flag”

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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sonadow behavior

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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happy Thursday the 20th