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merry christmas
#bonnie#every time i see anything veggie tales i think of u#<-prev LMAOOO HOORAYY I LOVE THAT#daydreamingdragon
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#HOW#THERE’S LIKE#OK GOOGLE TELLS ME 30 000ISH CYBERTRUCKS SOLD#THE FORD PINTO SOLD OVER THREE MILLION#HOW DO U HAVE MORE DEATHS WITH 30k
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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.
#to be fair it’s not NOT a word anyway#honeybright is trying to be a word#honey-bright is hypenated so it’s not actually trying to be a word
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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube
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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this
me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now
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of course crowley invited aziraphale to the baftas, we just didn't notice
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Columbo walking into a pool fully clothed and then drinking pool water.
The Most Crucial Game, season 2 episode 3 (1972)
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#bonnie would go feral at this post#JDBDBDK PEACH I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY IN THE TAGS. JUST BECAUSE IT ALLOWS LIFE DOESNT MEAN ITS A MAGICAL BRINGER OF GOODNESS AND HEALTH#like oh my god literally everything will kill u given the right amount. water will poison you!!!! water!!!!!#why wouldnt the giant ball of fire that you can PHYSICALLY FEEL HURTING YOU also not hurt you#also hurt you. WHATEVER#like genuinely what do they think a sunburn is. how do they rationalize it when you turn red and peel#actually they probably rationalize it as your skin detoxing bc they’re idiots#also the pic is wrong anyway the best protection is to Not Go Into The Sun Period#the second best is sunscreen#anyway KHDDVKD yes peach I did indeed go feral
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(clearly two guys in a horse costume) hello we are (the guy in the back half of the costume catches the slip-up and shoves me) i mean i am a horse and i am so cold and so tired and so hungry could you please let me inside your barn to lie down and eat grains because i am a horse (the guy in the back of the costume shoves me again) i mean neigh
i do not appreciate being trifled with
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a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away
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