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yeah man
#“Caine likers will never win because no matter how the show ends it's a bad ending for him” HEHEHEH >:)#I love Caine the same way I love Mr. Peanut Butter#you're playing within a framework that mostly just exists in your head + you're not trying that hard at it + you're still regularly losing#but you are doing things. very silly things#also that Mr. PB vibe where it's possible he could choose to improve#but it seems like being silly & often self-centered is all he will/can be#so if the plot advances past him in terms of complexity he'll still be vibing/doomed as a static character it's who he is#the amazing digital circus
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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*coughs wetly* ......... ALICE WAKE SAVE ME
#fuck yes in general & also specifically re: Alice being the owl Saga is following#I need WAY more Alice if we get AW3 I'm gonna perish#alan wake
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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich
SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville
#ehuehuehe#“it may be that in the sight of Heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child” energy#also I do love the little horns
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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw
#🎵in studiOOOOOOS🎵#info because I was confused:#OP posted like “community note: 'Patti LuPone breaking the sound barrier' is a Twitter meme for this specific performance it's not literal”#I love the comment where someone was like “OP why did you post a nonliteral Twitter meme on the autism website” djsnfb
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you two are so goddamn weird you deserve the world
#Susie touching Kris's hair with her foot is cracking me up dkdbf#they're so good#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#I GOT CHS. 1-4 ON SWITCH AND I FORGOT I PLAYED CH. 1 ON PC SO I'M ON A FRESH FILE AAAA
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Well my loves, it appears as though the answer to "Can the Big Pattern Company (Simplicity/Burda/McCalls/ect.) survive the death of JoAnn?" has come.
The answer is no. No it cannot. It has been sold to a liquidator just like JoAnns was.
So if there is ANYTHING you want I suggest you get it now. simplicity.com is currently having a pattern sale and I snatched up some that might be useful for cosplay purposes.
I am very glad these last couple of years I have built up my collection.
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i think about this every day
#ME#I still haven't finished the Good Place & the thing keeping it in my mind is that I know this is a plot point & I have to see it
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#also yeah#the people in the comments saying they assumed he had a stuffed animal fabric texture & didn't question it 🤝#also enjoying the people saying “I thought he was an armadillo & baby armadillos were called piglets”
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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed
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If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect
#alan wake#I think AW2 is way funnier if this was how Departure worked until the Eternally Doomed TV Alan got so frustrated he started eating pages
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*saying affirmations in the mirror*
People love my whimsical nature, and my magical rat posts.
I'm a force for good in the world, with my magical rat posts.
I have the power to uplift myself and others, thanks to my magical rat posts.
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