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tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.

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What if we kissed in the Moistlouis

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If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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i think they should make a live action finding nemo next with real fish

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My brother just casually told me the other day he was huge into Percy Jackson as a middle schooler and read the whole series.

I literally have never seen this boy read in his life. I thought he didn’t like books.

these are KILLING me

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Your prose is god's gift to writing. your ass too good. It's wild like maybe u r a religion.

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people say “write what you know” and then get surprised when i hand them 47 pages of unprocessed emotional trauma disguised as fantasy worldbuilding

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ive been sure of my curse since i was 11

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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be