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“I’m sorry, I promise I’m doing my best, I just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet”

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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being trans and a minor is so fucking funnnyyy like

"i like dressing in baggy shirts and shorts! it makes me feel good!" "that's sinful. you're being sinful."

"i like having my hair short and fluffy!" "you're going to hell!"

"i like having this pretty flag up! it makes me happy!" "you don't deserve rights."

"i think when i'm an adult i'll think about starting hormones!" "you deserve death."

BRO IM SAT IN MY ROOM EATING OREOS AND DOING MY HOMEWORK WHAT THE FU-

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RAaaahh 💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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look at them all!!! so cozy!!!!

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Yeah I'm gonna punt this stupid thing for those GOD DAMN MOOGLE MADNESS PUZZLES WHO THE FUCK MADE THEM. Thank Christ I finished the last one yesterday

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I was so sad I missed my chance to do my big rewatch when I realised it was actually the 19th and I had been deceived by a post I saw the day after it was posted that talked about it being the 18th. NEXT YEAR I WILL NOT FALL

Today is the only day you can repost this:

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My friend called them this today... I mean She's not wrong...

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Bee tea dubs my brain is a little fucked atm so ignore me if i start crashing out in the coming days/weeks

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"You're not hypersexual you’re a teenager"

"You’re not asexual you’re just 13"

"You’re not aromantic you just haven't found the right person yet"

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

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My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could preform Hellfire well and my soul reasoning is I think I look hot when I'm deranged.

Give me some flowing robes and a couple cough drops and I WILL fuck that shit up.

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If real life was like The Sims

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Feed them they are so hungry!! 💔💔

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