i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl
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i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime
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men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty socks i’m begging
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in this life you either die penis serious or live long enough to see yourself become penis delirious
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this site is so fucking funny
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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together
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mfs say they know a place and then take you here
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my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today
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the internet was a mistake but the amount off fondness i feel for all of the friends that i carry around in my pocket with me was not a mistake
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)
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Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
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life is just one ibuprofen after the other
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idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably
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coming down from crushes is wild like you just no longer understand the shrimp emotions you were having mere days ago
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