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Dude. You can get piercings while you're pregnant as long as you care for them properly. Also, dying your hair while pregnant is fine as long as the room is ventilated and spacious.

The odds of the girl in question being capable of taking care of her piercings are slim to none.

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REBLOG if you want Alaska to be America’s Next Drag Superstar!

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DUDE STOP YOU ARE PREGNANT YOU CAN'T GET PIERCINGS HOLY SHIT I CAN'T 

last time this girl was like "what do you mean i can't dye my hair when i'm pregnant?!"

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interesting perspective but i invite you to watch me enjoy the shit out of a spicy tuna roll

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but my roots... brought to you by the same white ratchet that brought us this, this, this, and my favorite one: this gem.

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wow so hilarious and funny.

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ok.

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you need to fucking stop

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wearin pampers who wants to come over and change me ;)

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i continued reading & ohhhh myyyy godddd

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i don't even need to "continue reading" to know that the rest of this status is just as retarded as the beginning. you are a male amateur body builder. goodbye.