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This is a PG-13 blog where I try to be funny. I love books. But fear intimacy. That is why I mock them, make jokes at their expense and insult them.
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Only after obtaining the earth’s consent.
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What’s in the chamber? Secrets? I’ll bet it’s a chamber of secrets.
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The HOA is really pushing for a noise ordinance.
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Queen City Jazz, starring Kristen Stewart a Gen X gondolier.
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He’s dead!
Nu’ uh.
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This poem isn’t about a cat, is it?
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Suddenly I’m not surprised that Chuck Berry used hidden cameras to watch women pee. That is definitely the vibe of this book cover.
#book burns#chuck berry#autobiography#bad book covers#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#weird book covers#gross
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I bring you another Literary Porn Parody: A Hard Man is Good to Find.
#book burns#flannery o'connor#a good man is hard to find#literary porn parody#a hard man is good to find#dick jokes#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#classic literature#romance novels#erotica
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Too soon.
#book burns#I Alone Can Fix It#carol leonnig#philip rucker#donald trump#trump#donald j trump#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#bad book covers#political books#american history#grown baby#apricot goebbles#fascist
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Listen, if you don’t specify Navy SEAL then I will absolutely head-canon that your book is about aquatic animals working on ranch, having romances, and being father figures to adorable children. Sea lion romance is my favorite genre.
#book burns#the seal’s second chance baby#laura marie altom#romance novels#seal#sea lion#head canon#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#book titles#weird book titles#harlequin#american romance#cowboy seals
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Joe Biden describing his climate change plan.
#book burns#the 1000 year plan#isaac asimov#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#weird book covers#scifi novel#joe biden#climate change#climate action#green new deal
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What an oddly aggressive children’s book.
#book burns#what are you looking at#story book#childrens books#kids books#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#book titles
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Come on, buddy. You’re already going by E.E. Do you really need the Doc, too?
#book burns#first lensman#ee doc smith#scifi novel#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#bad book covers#weird book covers#nicknames
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The novelization of my peen in middle and high school.
#book burns#hard times#charles DICKens#book jokes#book humor#booklr#books#dick jokes#erect penis#erections#teen years#hormones#classic literature
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What if we, like, kissed at midnight? Just as an experiment.
#book burns#the friendship experiment#erin teagan#brandi dougherty#ya books#book jokes#booklr#book humor#books#kissing#new year’s#midnight kiss#experiment
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Wait. Is the Dude also Earth? Are we livin’ on the Dude.
#book burns#earth abides#george r stewart#the big lebowski#the dude abides#book jokes#booklr#books#book humor#pulp novels#mass market paperback#scfi novel#sci fi#ace star books
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My grandparents bought me this car, they only did because my mom and I agreed to have dinner with them every Friday.
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