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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

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I cannot fucking believe how much I'm losing my mind right now over soy sauce history. I'll tell all of you about it after I finish this essay because I need to un-distract myself enough to finish it but what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I'm losing my fucking mind.

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studies have found including eyes on signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime

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adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

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i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,

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Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

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hes waiting by the microwave

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

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