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You were once the demon king. “Defeated” by the hero, you went into hiding to pursue a simpler life. Today the “hero” has appeared, threatening you family to pay tribute, not realizing who you actually are. Today you show them what happens when you have something worth fighting to protect.

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Something good

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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Whump dialogue (Caretaker for delirious whumpee)

“Darling, you’re not making any sense…”

“Whumpee? Nonono- don’t mess with that! You’ll rip your stitches!”

“Shh… I know, I know. Just please lay still.”

“Open your eyes? Please, just for a moment?”

“Do you know where you are, Whumpee? Hey, nonono. Look at me. Do you know where you are?”

“I’ve told you already, dear… We’re at *insert location*.”

“Whumpee, like I said before, it’s not my blood. I’m alright. You need to calm down.”

“Whumpee! Whumpee! Whump-! God, please don’t make me sedate you…”

“Hey, can you tell me what month it is? No, Whumpee, I didn’t hit my head. Just answer the question, dear.”

“I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that I ‘smell like home’ because I’m not sure if this is the right time to emotionally unpack that statement.”

“Whumpee, don’t try to tell me you’re fine. Half the words out of your mouth are complete nonsense.”

“I know it hurts, Whumpee. It’s alright. I promise…”

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That took a turn.

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trust

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Writing is so stupid because you're like it's just putting down words I know words this will be so simple and then it's the most difficult thing you've ever done

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the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

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it’s almost midnight but i am here on Tumblr Dot Com to let everyone know that a fantastic and underused trope is “uses terms of endearment only when under huge amounts of stress.”

Like some character is fairly formal or is just not a pet names person but then they get a panicked phone call from a loved one and the first words out of their mouth are “Sweetheart, what happened?” 

Team “I-only-ever-use-your-first-name” going “Oh, jesus fuck, love, I’m so glad you’re safe” or “Okay, darling, you know I love you but I need some space to fix this giant mess” and everyone around them is like “oh god we have reached Pet Names Level Bad, that’s not good” 

this is the new trope I am championing, I would like it to be the Hot New Thing

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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.